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Even for the Man of Steel, some missions are more daunting than saving the world. Clark Kent has decided to propose to Bruce Wayne, but knowing Bruce’s traditional streak, he realizes he must first survive the "Family Gauntlet." From a chilling tea-time chat with Alfred to a pun-filled interrogation by Dick, a high-stakes negotiation with Tim, and a literal sword-point threat from Damian and Jason, Clark faces a recurring, terrifying promise: if he breaks Bruce’s heart, he’ll end up as fertilizer beneath the Manor’s rosebushes.
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29 Jul 2026
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Five Times Bruce Wayne Flirted With Clark Kent (And One Time Clark Flirted Back) by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2024
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(What the title says)
Bruce Wayne knows how to be Brucie as easily as breathing, and flirting with the hot reporter goes right with that. Clark's much too cute when he blushes for his own good, and of course, he's so shy, he'd never flirt back...right?
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11 Jul 2026
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the cost of being a good dad by Mawiiish
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Mar 2023
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Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian are all tired of watching Bruce struggle with the stress of trying to handle the newly formed Justice League. He needs an outlet, he needs to relax, he needs to get out of the house, he needs... he needs to start dating. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?
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“Excuse me, I don’t know who you think I am, but I think there’s been a mistake.”
“Bruce, right?” the guy says, albeit less confidently this time. He looks slightly concerned and if Bruce is not mistaken… a tad embarrassed. “Bruce Wayne? You look just like your pictures.”
“My pictures?” Something finally clicks in Bruce’s mind, and he takes a small step back and plasters a smile on his face as to not rouse suspicion. Stalker. “Ah, of course, I’m sorry but I’m late for an appointment.”Series
- Part 1 of the cost of being a good dad
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15 Jun 2026
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There are the handcuffs, only each loop has attached itself to one of their wrists. Tim looks back up and the two of them make eye contact for exactly one second before they start trying to wrench their hands apart as quickly as possible.
"Careful, you’re going to break my wrist!" Tim warns him.
"It’ll heal!" Jason yells back frantically. It’s at precisely this moment when the elevator pings and the doors open to reveal an exhausted looking Bruce Wayne. Jason goes completely still and as a result both of their arms hang limply where they’re attached.
"Heyyy Bruce," Tim squeaks.
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Jason and Tim get handcuffed together for 2 days. Bonding ensues.Bookmarked by SiriuslyLex5
10 Jun 2026
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What are your intentions with him? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2022
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"What are your intentions with Bruce?"
Clark nearly choked on his tea. He imagined the newspaper headlines Superman killed by tea and inappropriate questions from nine-year-olds.
He coughed into his fist, trying to have a modicum of demeanor, while blue eyes stared at him waiting for his response.
Dick Greyson was only nine years old, but Clark would have preferred to face an army of robots of Lex Luthor rather than be given the speech by a child.
A child fiercely protective of his guardian, and with every reason to be.
Clark glanced desperately at the cave entrance, hoping that Alfred or Bruce would save him.
Unfortunately, they were nowhere to be seen, and he was abandoned to his fate.
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Where Dick and Jason are very protective of their weird dad, and Clark wasn't ready for their shovel talk. Why did nobody warn him that children could be so terrifying?
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02 Jun 2026