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Captured by Orions and forced to mine dilithium in a remote prison camp, an ailing Spock must find a way to contact Starfleet while Kirk must fight—literally—to keep them both alive.
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25 Apr 2026
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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Cut the skin, let me in by A_Monument_Of_Cloud
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Jan 2024
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“Who would win? A hundred campers or fifty flying chickens?”
Or, Hubris and loyalty clash.
OR, Percy gets hurt during a Capture the Flag turned monster attack. Annabeth sulks. Also there’s an emotional speech. And worrying. And absolutely no one likes no one here, how absurd. There’s also geese. But not necessarily in that order.
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Heero Yuy is a local legend on the rocks in beautiful Hawaii alongside his crew of surfing friends. Duo Maxwell is a mysterious surfer from California who seems determined to get him back in the game. Will the surfing world's notorious God of Death claim another unlucky victim, and who will win the Billabong Pro surfing competition? A surfing AU romance inspired by the Beach Boys and every campy surfer movie ever made, but especially 2002's "Blue Crush."
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30 Dec 2025
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Heero and Duo are captured by OZ, where they are brutally tortured for any information they might know. But OZ soon comes to find out that there's no prison built capable of holding Heero Yuy.
Heero Yuy isn't trapped in prison with his captors...they're trapped in prison with him.
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