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For All the Nights to Come by ShitMyPants
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
05 May 2026
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Jon Snow hardly has any time to prepare for the coming Night when he is murdered by his sworn brothers. So, the Gods decide to lend some assistance, and give him more time than he could ever imagine - by flinging him 150 years back into the past.
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Snow and Flowers by ShitMyPants
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
13 Nov 2022
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Instead of going to the Wall, Lord Stark sends Jon Snow south to squire for Ser Garlan Tyrell.
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The night the three first shared a bed together was the first time she said more than two words to the couple, and she had taken the opportunity to inquire as to how the pair first met.
“I stole him,” Val answered her with a grin, grabbing Jon by the hip possessively. Jon, for his part, blushed fiercely and tried his best to hide his face.
Catelyn was not sure of the meaning of the wildling woman’s words, but when she saw Jon’s reaction, she decided it best not to ask for clarification. But now, Catelyn was sure that by whatever criteria those who lived beyond the Wall used, she would certainly be considered “stolen” - not by Jon, but rather, by Val.
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Jon is captured by Val during the great ranging, who proceeds to 'steal' him.
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like the stars (we burn forever) by solitariusvirtus for Netherlands12
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
22 May 2015
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Every King needs a Queen. And once he has her, it falls to both to make the best of their situation.
AU! Jon becomes King of the Seven Kingdoms and Margaery is crowned a fourth time.
Bookmarked by ShitMyPants
19 Apr 2026
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Fall apart, Iron Heart by deweydecibelsystem
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
03 Jun 2016
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Daena the Defiant, they call her, but it is no longer true. Now, she is only Daena the Disappointed.
"Had you been a son," she spits at the pale little thing in the cradle, "Aegon would have divorced that limpid bitch he's married to, and once Baelor starves himself to death, Aegon could have taken me as his wife. Had you been a son, your father would have had a real heir."
Series
- Part 12 of Alea iacta est
Bookmarked by ShitMyPants
09 Apr 2026
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The Century of the Seven Queens by ZiCUnlivedbirch
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 May 2026
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Fourteen years after Robert's Rebellion, the Seven Kingdoms stand in a tentative peace that is held together only by King Jaehaerys' seven marriages. As it turns out however, it is extremely hard to be a successful monarch when your court is divided in seven, your regent hates you and even your closest advisors would throw you under the carriage for the slightest bit of power.
(This is my attempt at writing an actually good harem story by focusing on the political drama that is sure to follow Westeros when seven queens compete with eachother for power and influence.)
Bookmarked by ShitMyPants
19 Feb 2026
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Through Winter and Spring into the Summer by Calradion
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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A different choice, changes the fate of Westeros forever. The bastard of Winterfell and the Wildling Princess become Lord and Lady of Winterfell. What follows is the Long Night, a new spring and beyond.
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18 Jan 2026
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The Slow Dance of the Infinite Stars by vixleonard
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
25 Aug 2012
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The crow who killed the Halfhand was a pretty thing. She could see why Ygritte liked him even if he was so obviously green. Ygritte told them that the boy stole her, but Val could not imagine him so much as raising his voice, let alone stealing a free woman.
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03 Jan 2023