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Severus Snape's Sex Book for Dark Wizards by Octro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2024
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[Post-War] A mystery Dark Wizard is writing a sex column so popular that it gets picked up by the Prophet. Amongst the deliciously dangerous and titillating taboo, the column describes, in great detail, actual Dark Magic and how to use it to have incredible, unforgettable sex. As the column gets printed week after week, the mystery writer reveals he’s (rightfully) getting investigated by an Auror.
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Vibe: Witty and deliciously dark. Severus Snape writing a sex column like a rogue Rita Skeeter. Nod to most things kinky.
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Bookmarked by SheGrowsOranges
01 Jul 2026
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Snape is part-veela. It is interfering with his dating life.
Post-war, Severus Snape finds himself in a life without purpose. In a desperate bid for the family he always wanted, he subjugates himself to a matchmaking service in hopes to find an acceptable partner. However, it is mandatory to disclose veela status in order to use the premiere matchmaker of the old family houses.
Wrinkled, sallow, oily, big-nosed, and bony, Severus shows up for a string of horrific dates where potential partners expect him to be both gorgeous and enchanting. “I thought veelas were supposed to be beautiful!” Cue the jokes.
How much humiliation can Severus stand?
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Illustrated chapter titles and crafted with love.
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- English
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by SheGrowsOranges
25 Jun 2026
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Harry askes out Snape via note in class.
Awestruck and obsessed, he proceeds to spend two years bothering him and trying to get his attention.
Warning: Stupid and hilarious. Exceptionally funny. Comic inside.
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25 Jun 2026
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Canon compliant (minus the obvious) epic including the worst of canon Snape’s traits. Can Harry love a cruel, jaded man, one who joined the Dark Lord, bullied children, and was in love with his mum?
And how does brave, noble, PTSD-ridden Harry Potter fare against a man so intelligent that he fooled the greatest Dark wizard of the age?
Love does not cure Snape. He is who he is.
Now, Harry is alone with Severus Snape—his crooked teeth, curtain of greasy hair, cold, sneering lips, insulting mouth, glittering eyes, and silky voice—trying to trust first and ask questions later.
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Bookmarked by SheGrowsOranges
24 Jun 2026
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Sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Enigmas.
Harry’s relationship with Severus Snape is almost perfect with all the sarcasm, quips, adventurous sex, and surface level arguments he could want. What’s not perfect is Harry’s work life. The Aurors have discovered a secret: Dark Wizards around the world gather for one night a year to showcase inventions, share valuable secrets, and swap sacred ingredients—a mysterious hidden black market called The Serpent Road. With Auror numbers down, it would be suicide to infiltrate it… but they intend to try.
Before he enters the lion’s den, Harry has another milestone to attend: Dudley’s wedding. If Harry has to see Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon again, revenge is a dish best served Snape.
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Contains custom chapter title artwork and crafted with love.
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- Part 2 of Enigma Tower
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23 Jun 2026