Shark_Tea



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  1. Summary

    The crack crossover of Iron Lung and Pressure taken very seriously

    Some fics will be of the main series and others may be stapled here as one-shots/one-offs/drabbles just for creative fun

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    As Simon mutates further, so too does his appetite. He seems insatiable most days, putting away 4 times that of Grace easily, and still having room for dessert.
    So when Grace one day idly wonders about what exactly his capacity is, Simon takes this as a challenge. A challenge he *will not* back down from. So here Grace is, sitting across the table, notebook and stopwatch at the ready, as Simon psyches himself up to eat a rather daunting pile of me-burgers. For science. Obviously.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    I’m saving this because uhhh my freaky ASS

    We need more of this this is the only one I’ve seen..And it’s rlly cute

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    1. Hangover
    2. Sprained ankle
    3. Allergies
    4. Panic attack
    5. Concussion
    6. Fever

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    13 Jun 2026

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    I loooovee me some whump w/ fluff

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Oh my god author I can’t get over how cute these are the fluff and hurt/comfort MAKES ME WANNA EXPLODE I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH!!!!

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    WELCOME ABOARD THE HAIL MARY.

    “The Hail Mary?” The name reminded him of Eden. But Eden could only dream of this much light. This had to be heaven.

    Before the robovoice said any more, footsteps thudded towards them. Simon crawled back. Why weren’t his legs working? He looked down and at least they were still there. Oh God, please be heaven and not hell.

    A glowing figure threw the door open.

    ELEVATED STRESS SIGNALS DETECTED. PLEASE BREATHE AT THE TONE.

    His vision blurred again and he couldn’t even hear the chime this time, just strange musical notes. He could see the glowing figure dim into the shape of a man. No, no, this couldn’t be hell. After all, hell didn’t have angels.

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    Just your typical bloodymary fic. Let the poor boy live.

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  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    I just want to live. Why doesn't anybody else want that? / This is murder! You're murdering me!

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