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    The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.

    “What the —”

    “No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”

    “Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”

    “There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”

    “No!”

    Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Like most of Gale’s problems since the Nautiloid, this whole mess is Tav’s fault. He doesn’t know exactly what Tav told Astarion when Gale was out of the room, but he trusts that they didn’t betray his confidence. Probably.

    Whatever it is has made Astarion act even stranger than normal and it is threatening Gale’s very carefully curated compartmentalization of his feelings for the man.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    This isn’t his forte. Trickery and seduction are usually best left to rogues and bards. But considering his options, it’s the closest thing he has to a fighting chance. He can’t overpower Gortash, he can’t smooth talk his way into the duke handing over his gauntlet, and there’s likely nothing in the realms that he could offer in trade that would be of equivalent value to the Netherstone. This is what he has. A few well placed words, a playful smirk, and a well timed casting of mage hand might just be the trick.

     

    Gale visits Gortash hoping to steal the stone. He gets more than he bargained for.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Gortash and an allied Tav used the Elder Brain to dominate the city. There's plans to conquer the rest of the realm of course, but in his down time Gortash likes to unwind by playing with his favorite tamed wizard.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.

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    05 Jun 2026