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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    It's rerun week, and Spamton's left with nothing to do -- so he tries to visit his good pal Tenna and keep the boobtube company while the rest of the studio is almost entirely empty.

    He hasn't been told what rerun week's real purpose is, and he's about to find out.

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    17 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    When Tenna has to leave for a day to get maintenance done, he leaves Spamton in charge of the studio. Spamton later finds out that Tenna left extra instructions for him.

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    15 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    After years of running, Spamton allows Tenna to help him learn to take care of himself again.

    Naturally, with his new body, there are surprises along the way.

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    A laptop or home computer can make work a breeze, and also help you stay connected with friends and family.

    Spamton also inadvertently shows Tenna what else one can do with the Internet...

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Tenna set a hand on her shoulder, and Spamton watched in shock when Susie didn't buck off the offending appendage. "Young love is sweet! Hopeful! It's the stuff of legend!"

    Susie peeked out from her fingers, skeptical. "Oh yeah? You ever been in love before?"

    Oh [Heaven]. Oh [MERCY]. Oh [#%#|^].

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    Or, the one in which Susie goes to Tenna for some advice.

    Wearing the Dealmakers, of course. Spamton has some completely normal, [glitchy], non-pining opinions about this.

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    Chapter Two: Susie's got an idea about blind dates. Spamton hates it, until he doesn't.

    Chapters 3-6: NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: THE ACTUAL SPAMTENNA DATE! Huzzah!!!!

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    21 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 71

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    Spamton is the boss of ADWorld, the living room's dark fountain. Tenna is the busted old TV who made a deal with the benefactor on the phone.

    Turns out, it doesn't make much of a difference. After all, we all know how this story goes.

    Lord of Screens, cleaved red by blade.

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    That's right, it's a Spamtenna Swap AU! From Big Shots to canon to back again - Tenna's a mess, Spamton's doomed by the narrative, and I'll claw a happy ending out of this story if it kills me.

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    18 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 65

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    Concern sparked through Tenna. When he caught side of her face, it magnified tenfold.

    Susie looked awful.

    The bags under her eyes, usually more stylist choice than anything, seem dark enough to bruise. Her eyes were bloodshot, streaked red and glassy. Her outfit, literally magic itself, was disheveled to the point of rags.

    His heart broke when she raised a hand to wave, because that hand was shaking.

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    The little rat creature retrieved Tenna, because one of his favorite Lightners just doesn't know when to quit training.

    Tenna may not have a magical fix for everything, but he's going to make it work.

    Susie deserves the world. He can at least give her a movie.

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    15 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 8

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    Perhaps Tenna and Spamton met once before he joined TV Time studios. Perhaps Spamton swears it never happened. Perhaps it's because it's embarrassing.

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    15 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 89

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    Susie isn't a smart kid. She knows better.

    So when Tenna needs another round of repairs, she decides to find the best monster for the job.

    Even if that bird is fucking annoying.

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    Or, the one in which Susie drags Berdly to Castletown to fix Tenna. Everyone learns something along the way.

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    05 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 36

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    02 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 17

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    Days before their anniversary, Spam rushes to put together a gift worthy of his love for Tenna.

    (Written by Hatorbee and Gottawriteanegoortwo for Spamtenna Week!)

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    02 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 62

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    This—everything about the situation—was absolutely mortifying. He was a television Darkner, for crying out loud! He was made to be on screen, to be captured on camera. Deriving anything but an entirely innocent sense of euphoria from entertaining—no, serving—others would be absolutely deviant! Downright perverse! Beyond that, he was a Dark Lord. He was a shining star of authority; he had a reputation to uphold, an appearance to maintain. If his employees knew about the twisted pleasure he got from the idea of being filmed in such a manner, he'd… well, he'd…

    He was hard again. Achingly so.

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    Tenna has conflicted feelings about being recorded during sex. Spamton helps him get over those conflicted feelings.

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    31 May 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 24

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    'Mr. Ant Tenna's Dressing Room'

    Bingo. Spamton flung his cannon arm, grinned, and opened fire. The wood splintered in an instant, leaving nothing between Spamton and his sweet, sweet revenge.

    "OH [Cathode]!" Spamton sing-songed, prowling inside the darkened room with a predator's grace. His yellow-and-pink eyes cut through the shadows, giving everything an eery glow. "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU AAAAAAAAA-"

    A few things happened in quick succession. First, the lights burst to life, blindingly bright against his unsuspecting eyes. Second, the set around them collapsed, revealing not an unwitting Ant's dressing room, but the giant TV Time stage.

    And lastly, while Spamton was still reeling in pain and shock,

    a giant f$&/!ing Gacha Ball closed around him.

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    Spamton Neo wants revenge. Or, at the very least, he wants Tenna. He can figure out the details from there.

    Meanwhile, Tenna is the Lord of Screens for a reason - so playing cat and mouse with a monster? He's seen that cartoon before, he can handle it. How hard can it be?

    Maybe they can both get what they want.

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    27 May 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 17

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    Tenna's been feeling a little glooby about his age lately.

    NEO decides to let him know how utterly irresistible he finds him.

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    11 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    Something [[HEAVEN]]ly has appeared in TV World, and it doesn't have good intentions. Tenna may be powerful, but he's out of his element in this fight. Can there be a good ending?

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    05 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 11

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    The Prophecy has come true, and the Lord of Screens is dying. Against his better judgement, Spamton goes to witness fate at work.

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    05 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 21

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    After a long few weeks of non-stop work, Tenna and Spamton can't keep their hands off each other.

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    04 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 11

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    Tenna has already been feeling increasingly jealous and insecure about Spamton's undivided attention to the person on the phone.

    So, what happens if that same person calls during their most intimate moments?

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    28 Apr 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 20

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    Spamton is bone tired. He can barely keep his eyes open, but he can't go back to his empty room at the mansion. In the silence, there is only ringing. His only hope is the odd solution that Tenna proposes. Maybe this will help him finally sleep.

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    26 Apr 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 22

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    Spamton has recently been tormented by a demon that follows him wherever he goes. Convinced this is punishment for his sins, he decides the only way to repent is to whip himself while Tenna watches. Tenna is more than happy to watch!

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    26 Apr 2026

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