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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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02 Jul 2026
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Entry of the Gladiators by Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, lifesteal
13 Feb 2024
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Branzy moves into his new apartment and discovers his neighbour has... unusual music taste.
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- Part 6 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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- English
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- 6/6
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02 Jul 2026
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@bloodnguts
Uh hey, did anyone else just see the Clownpierce randomly start chasing a fan with his scythe?- @lotusbread
Saw it too! That poor guy wtf! Run purple eyed guy run!- @ClownPierce
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DONE.
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- Part 4 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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- English
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- 31,952
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- 6/?
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02 Jul 2026
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Where the Heart is by Nootmare101
Fandoms: Bannerfall SMP, Decayed and Decrepit (Web Series)
23 Jul 2026
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After the exile from his Kingdom, 4C isn’t sure where he can call home anymore. The Blue Kingdom sure didn’t want him, especially now that Nom was the monarch, and he was confident that the Moonlit Swamps wouldn’t want him back either without his cloak. He isn’t sure where to go, but he knows he can never return.
But after waking up on a shoreline with sand in his hair next to a grave with his own name written on it, 4C realizes that he is much too far away from any sort of home: and strangely enough, he wishes nothing more than to go back.
OR: BF!4C in decayed and decrepit but i character analysis about it
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- Part 5 of Noot's Decayed and Decrepit Fics...
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02 Jun 2026
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He’d been naive.
Stupid, foolish, and naive.
Too kind, too nice, too forgiving, too trusting— Too loving. And all he has to show for on this bridge, a divide between two kingdoms, is lily petals.
Pure white, as innocent as snow, yet stained with dried blood, a side-effect of his own magic growing too potent inside of his body. They show his heart’s desire in the shaky palm of his hand, and with it, proof that he’ll never get what he wants. That he isn’t loved back, that it’s unrequited, that instead he’d die a lonely, excruciating death soon. That all he’s worth is his temporary crown, the lies he’s been told, the distrust he’s been given, and the flowers that once blossomed underneath his feet, and now bloom inside his lungs.
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Or, Scott Goldsmith was once a half-elf mage by the name of Scott Springwell
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01 Apr 2026
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Muddy the Cross, as Black as Their Boots by defeat1st
Fandoms: Bannerfall SMP, Vampires SMP
18 Jun 2026
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“It’s.. A long story. Where exactly are we?”
“It sounds like it. You are in the town of Oakhurst, my friend!” The blonde man spoke this time, 4c shivered at his voice.
“Oakhurst.. I haven’t heard of an Oakhurst before. We’re from the Blue Kingdom, if we’re close to Bannerfall?”
That only elicited more confused looks from the townsfolk.or,
4c and Nom are hanging out at the blacksmith, when suddenly they are thrown into a world completely unlike their own- one with strangely dressed people and vampires as active threats.
This is set very early in bannerfall, and is roughly around episode 3/4 of vampires.
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01 Apr 2026
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"They were wrong."
Now, something darker has fallen upon the land of Bannerfall.
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“What do we do now?”
“I might…” Nom was quiet up until now, “I might have an idea.”
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Two Bannerfall members make a sacrifice to protect everyone they care about.
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The Creaking King and his Heart
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31 Mar 2026
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And I'll find my way, find my way, through the void by Cat_Controller
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Skyblock Kingdoms SMP
17 Feb 2026
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“You’re the one who has been screaming about vampires since the start!” Martyn snapped in disbelief.
“Oh, you mean the other me? Seriously! I am not a vampire-obsessed maniac, and Scott is not a vampiric supervillain.” Avid blinked suddenly, as if he was realizing something. “…but said maniac and supervillain may be back in our Kingdom right now with Marm and Drift.”OR: While working with their machine, the Doak Kingdoms kind of screw up and Avid and Scott are swapped with another Avid and Scott from some sort of universe where vampires are real.
OR: Author is obsessed with VSMP and getting into SBK, so she decides to make a crossover because she has no self-control. Send help.Bookmarked by Seaem
10 Feb 2026
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Dr. Legundo dies, and he expects either oblivion or damnation - instead he gets neither, and wakes up in a bizarre new world hanging in the void, populated by equally strange characters, some of whom have familiar faces...
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10 Feb 2026
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Humans have returned to Oakhurst, and the game has been set in motion. The rules were simple:
1. Blend in with the humans.
2. The first to be discovered loses.
3. Anything goes.Who will win this time?
Or: Episode 1 in Hunting Season: Session 1
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- Part 2 of Hunting Season
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06 Feb 2026
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"But from my perspective, you have all the makings of a monster in you."
What is a monster?
Avid didn't know who he was. They tell him he believed in vampires, would shout it from the rooftops when he could, but he doesn't remember that. He can't remember anything, and this person they're describing, he isn't sure he likes it. Still, with chronic pain from a wound in his neck and the growing threat of vampires - who are apparently real, by the way - he'll need to figure out where he stands, so that maybe, hopefully, he can make it out of this alive.
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03 Feb 2026
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01 Feb 2026
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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24 Jan 2026
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The Breaking Point of a God by grey_cat_crozzing
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
23 Dec 2022
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Watchers were supposed to be worshipped. It’s their source of powers as minor deities, after all.
Grian, who wanted nothing more than to forget his Watcher past, was quite happy not to be worshipped at all. So when the Hermits collectively started praying to Xelqua and Grian started to gain a lot of Watcher magic, it put a real damper on his mood, health, self-perception and his relationships. With Mumbo gone off-world, it was now up to Scar, Pearl and Xisuma to worry about him – if Grian would let them. But Grian was nothing if not stubborn. He’d get through this alone, right?
..Right?
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24 Jan 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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23 Jan 2026
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His eyes snapped open to hunger and dirt. He cursed and dug his way out of his grave. This didn't make any sense, he'd been staked, and there was no way that was all a dream, not again. But he'd died, he felt himself crumble away, and the only other explanation from it being a dream was that-
Oh.
This was his hell, wasn't it? He was going to relive his final months here in this accursed town, surrounded by traitors and monsters, forever. Without Louis.
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I toss v!Owen in a timeloop.
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13 Jan 2026
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[Discontinued, for now] He's Back, Again. by Siren (Mui_Is_Stalking)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Another RE-Write AU of mine
10 Jun 2026
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Can only be cast once, on one vampire and then the book is permanently destroyed... If casted and it fails to hit a vampire, the book is destroyed anyhow.
Or Martyn finds a new magic book and decides to use it on Scott.
Or Or Scott wakes up, back in his coffin and decides, he didn't quite like how things went last time. So, he was gonna make it better, and hey, how'd he forget he had magic?
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- Part 1 of My Vampires SMP AU
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12 Jan 2026
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The image of Louis seeing him off as he was dragged into the depths of hell is burned into Owens mind. That alone - the knowledge that he's broken the heart of the only person hes met that was worth a damn - must have been considered enough of a torment that he got to skip the whole "tortured in the eternal inferno" thing.
Owen wakes up to find Oakhurst has been reset to the day he initially woke up from his nap. No blood has been spilled, no fires have been started - everyone is fresh on the land and completely unawares of the horrors that await them. To rub even more salt in the wound, Abolishs cure for vampirism followed him, and he was once more forced to live in his accursed human body.
Well, not that Owen cares, really. Hes done his time. Hes played this game once, and he couldn't even say he walked out satisfied. Let the humans and the vampires fight and kill each other - hes perfectly content to live out of sight and out of mind of those wretched people. He doesnt need their company, and it's not like anyone will notice or care if hes absent, besides.
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10 Jan 2026
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Renhardt wakes up at the start of the series after he remembers dying in the finale and he has the scars to prove. So it what's going on?. Renhardt decides that doesn't matter. The important thing is that this time he will protect his friends from the darkness. Does anyone else remember what happened or will he have to face the fear all on his own and can he truly save his friends...
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10 Jan 2026
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You are what you eat by Tsunamithefirst
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jul 2026
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After finding a mysterious tome in one of the tombs that says it will "ensnare the human form of a dark beast”, the townsfolk cast it on Scott hoping to turn him human and destabilize the castle. They get third life Scott instead.
Or: Oakhurst shows us a lovely example of why you shouldn’t assume things without verifying them first. This will surely not have any lasting consequences in their quest for a cure or general understanding of vampirism.
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- Part 1 of Twin Swap! but Scott
Bookmarked by Seaem
08 Jan 2026