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Knock On Wood by SaturnineAgent for diemarysues
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2019
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“You really think I’ll allow you to leave when you look like this?” Toshinori mutters against the skin of Shōta’s throat, and it sends shivers down his spine. “Brat.”
There are lots of things Shōta can’t resist in life; one of those includes dressing up for a grumpy old man.
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Caught in the Headlights by SaturnineAgent
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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Yagi leans into a hand and looks directly at him across the table dividing them, a little smile tugging on the corner of his mouth, as if amused. ”I’m just really attentive, Shōta.”
Shōta knows that nothing will come of his dressing to impress when he goes out, but it doesn’t stop him from doing it despite his misgivings.
But he doesn’t expect the desire of his affections to put the moves on him.
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The Scent of Evergreen by SaturnineAgent for rhiannak
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Dec 2017
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Some would say that when Bilbo Baggins returned home from his scandalous adventure, that had been the news of the whole year in Hobbiton. The majority would beg your pardon and argue that the biggest news hadn't been of him returning from the dead, oh no, it was the fact that he was now married.
A little over a year has passed since they had settled into Bag End as their new home follwing the Battle of Five Armies. Their life was calm and they were both healing. Thorin couldn't have been more welcomed into the lives of Bagginses and Tooks and other numerous relations, for they had been most excited that their notorius bachelor of a relative had finally settled down. Bilbo found them vexing most of the time, but if they were able to put a smile on his husbands face then he would gladly bear the suffering. Especially now with the Yuletide celebrations looming in the horizon.
Becoming the new parents of a child would not really be that great of a challenge, now would it?
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The Baggins Agenda by SaturnineAgent, Tiwaz
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Mar 2017
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When the latest unsavoury rumour circulates in Hobbiton is about the possible nature of the relationship between two cousins, Bilbo Baggins of Bag End is finally resolved to abandon his bachelorhood and enter the society, much to the chagrin of mentioned cousin and her son. What he expected was meddling relatives, annoying matchmakers and unimpressive prospects. What he didn't expect was Thorin Oakenshield before his front door.
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A Hobbit does simply walk into Mordor by SaturnineAgent for Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Apr 2014
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An illustration for chapter 29 of "A shot in the dark" by author Silver_pup.
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“I want to devour you,” Vox breathed, pushing forward to kiss him so hard he fell backwards on the bed. Alastor welcomed it eagerly.
“Why don’t you, then?” he quipped.
Vox laughed, a little hesitant. “I meant, like, in a metaphorical sexy way. You’re the cannibal, not me.”
“No one is born a cannibal, dear,” Alastor said. “It’s an acquired taste.”
“Yeah, well, I’m never gonna acquire the taste.”
Alastor quite liked where this conversation was heading. He had never really considered being eaten himself before, but it was an exciting new prospect. He always said he would try anything once!
Or: Vox and Alastor hook up regularly, and it sometimes includes a little cannibalism. One particular night, Alastor wants to be eaten instead of doing the eating.
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09 Jun 2026
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Something was dreadfully wrong.
Alastor’s heart thumped in his chest as he watched the muzzle of the gun flash, the bullet cracking from it in slow motion. He saw himself, his eyes catching the beam of the flashlight shining his way – and what was a hunter even doing out this late? At this time of year?
Everything was exactly as he remembered it. The gentle glow of fireflies buzzing in the air, scattering as that gun exploded in the night; the smell of mud and rotting vegetation, warm where moisture pooled in the hollows of tree trunks and his own footprints. He heard his own sharp intake of breath, saw himself freeze – and urged himself to move. To fling himself down into the mud and save his skin, because it had been less than a week since he’d secured his future in the afterlife, but he didn’t want that afterlife to start now.
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This isn't where Alastor is meant to be. This isn't what he wants to witness - not again. But how can he find his way out of the tangled thorns of his own worst nightmares?
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- Part 53 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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02 Jun 2026
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Alastor was not a man particularly fond of getting 'gussied up' for no good reason. He plucked at the lacy undergarments he was wearing, careful not to catch any of the delicate threads on his claws, and grinned at himself in the mirror.
What a lucky man Lucifer was. That Alastor would go to such lengths: his neck wrapped in a collar of silk, sheer stockings on his legs and his arms and a chest piece that revealed more than it hid currently tickling his scars. He lifted his chin and turned in place, tail wiggling above the lacy band of the barely-there set of undershorts he had on – if they could even be given such a name. His ass was almost entirely on display, an asset he'd never considered as one of his strongest, but Lucifer certainly seemed to enjoy it.
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Or: Alastor has a proposition for Lucifer - and for Vox. Made entirely out of the goodness of his heart for the benefit of the hotel, of course. After all, it's not like he wants to see that useless Picture Box again.
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So there was that sinner: tall, very red, all smiles and laughs. She should have liked him; he was fun and interesting and with cute fluffy ears (that flicked jerkingly at her enthusiastic compliment while her dad snorted behind her like she said something funny). She should have liked him!
But she didn’t.
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31 May 2026
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”You’d call everything off right now, just for this?”
Just for this, he says. As though it’s trivial. As though it isn’t everything that Vox has dreamt of every night for the past several decades. As though the rejection doesn’t sting just as sharply every time he wakes up and reaches to the other side of a cold bed, hands searching for a lover that will never be there, and hears callous laughter echoing in the back of his skull.
Vox sucks in a shaky breath, closing his eyes. He tilts his face downward, unable to look at Alastor when he admits it. He almost can’t bring himself to, sure that Alastor is already certain of the answer.
”Yes,” he whispers.
”You can’t be serious,” Alastor says quietly.
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In which many things come to light, all earth-shattering.
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25 May 2026