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i sent her back to her boyfriend with my handprint on her asscheek by khalas
Fandoms: Naruto
03 Feb 2022
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Years ago, if anyone had asked Obito to describe a typical Friday night, he'd have spent hours talking about the time he'd gotten into a fistfight with the school's mascot over the last gas station sushi roll.
Now, stuck at home because he'd promised to babysit Kakashi's pet fish, he realizes —
He's fucking whipped.
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Political Animals by crinklefries, Deisderium
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Oct 2019
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Okay, so the real problem is that you shouldn’t fuck your arch-rival, political enemy, and the person you loathe the most in the world where you work. Or like, at least, you shouldn’t keep doing that.
But okay, the thing that Descartes or whoever didn’t know was that Steve really tries, but Bucky Barnes has a mouth that should probably constitute an eighth sin or something.
Jesus fucking Christ, Sam’s going to kill him.
(or—Steve’s best friend is the U.S. Constitution and he can’t seem to stop fucking a hot Republican. They shouldn’t fall in love, but somehow they do. That’s it, that’s the fic.)
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- Part 1 of Niccolò Machiavelli's The Politician
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A prequel to Nairomi, but can be read as standalone. Clark Kent, is simply Clark Kent, junior reporter for the Daily Planet who moved to Metropolis from Smallville with big dreams. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy from Gotham, who also happens to be Batman. They meet, date, and fall in love, though not without hurdles because mild-mannered Clark is also socially awkward as heck. But when the most dangerous criminals in Gotham are gunning for Batman, Clark gets caught in the middle of it all. (He's basically Batman's Lois Lane) Meant to be set in the Dawn of Justice movie universe, but also draws inspiration from video games, comics, and those awesome Batman cartoons.
Now with beautiful fanart:
By Kaijusizefeels here
And by Albilibertea hereSeries
- Part 2 of Intrepid
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01 Mar 2024
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The horny stuff that will make you cry, laught, cringe, commit arson AND end yourself
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Severus Snape is left to rot in Azkaban, but that doesn't sit well with Harry at all. It begins with weekly visits, which evolve into tentative camaraderie. Harry may have taken on a task too big for him, but he will be damned if he doesn't see Severus back on his own two feet.
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Human interactions were not Orochimaru’s strength. Fortunately, Tsunade was always willing to answer questions. The jōnin standby station probably wasn’t the best place to ask, but options were limited. He’d just have to deal with the lack of privacy, and Jiraiya being a nuisance, and Tsunade mooning over Katō, and…
And the very distracting presence of the subject of his question – and object of his affections – Sakumo Hatake, just across the room.
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