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The Trouble With Being Mando Bait... by IvyJaySkywalker
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics)
22 Jul 2025
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Obi-Wan accidentally sleeps with all three potential rulers of Mandalore. (Jango, Satine, and Pre.)
Part One: The Trouble With Being Mando Bait. AKA: The Cracky One-Shot That Started This Chaos Series.
Obi-Wan walks into a negotiation and realises he's slept with all three of the participants. Now they're discussing his sex life instead of Mandalore's future. (Thank the Force that Qui-Gon sucks at understanding Mando'a.)Part Two: A Touch of Beskar and Silk.
Two one-shot chapters that explore how Obi-Wan met and slept with both Pre and Satine.Part Three: Vhett.
A multi-chapter fic that shows how Obi-Wan and Jango met. (More angst and hurt/comfort than the rest of the series. It's set on the Fett Farm on Concord Dawn and deals with Jango's grief as well as the two of them meeting and connecting with each other. IDK how so many feelings ended up in my 'Obi-Wan is Mando Bait' crack series, but it is what is is.)Part Four: Untitled.
What Happens Next? A fic exploring what happens directly after the events of part one's tense negotiations.- Words:
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28 Jun 2026
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Two days after Obi-Wan Kenobi returns home from his year-long mission to Mandalore, he and his dear friend Quinlan Vos go out for a night of drinking and shenanigans. And Quinlan is certain, absolutely certain, that after all Obes has gone through, he has to have at least some of his Knight Trials in the bag. He harps on this. It is annoying.
Obi-Wan thinks he’s full of shit, naturally.
The next day, sober and full of chaos, in most Universes Senior Padawan Vos shakes it off and just complains to his master. In this Universe, Senior Padawan Vos has a quiet word with the Master of Shadows. This is the single, changed snowflake whose destiny is to become an avalanche.
This is how Quinlan Vos saves the Galaxy.
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- Part 2 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together
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Love Bites (So Do I) by AllyUnabridged
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
03 Mar 2024
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Separated from his master and charge during the Mandalorian Civil War, an injured Obi-Wan Kenobi is rescued by two True Mandalorians. Circumstances conspire for them to spend a heat together, plus a little more.
Afterwards, Obi-Wan thinks he’ll never see them again. He’s in for a surprise.
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Chris didn’t do the summer reading.
Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.
The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.
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Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.
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27 Jun 2026
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An Omega to share by Hilimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Dec 2025
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On a minor clean-up mission, Jaster and his team discover a charming creature in need of assistance.
They would have no problem sharing the beautiful Omega with one another.
(It could not be said that they would agree to share him with anyone else, though.)