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It was an accident the first time.
(One could argue that it wasn't even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being "lack of intention or necessity," which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)
…admittedly, it doesn't quite work. Rocky didn't start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he'd hate to admit it, but he'd rather jump out of Mary's airlock than explain that to Grace.
So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he's gotten himself into.
Rocky just didn't intend for it to go this far.
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Satisfied, Phoenix took the other glass and started drinking some of his own. Edgeworth settled his glass down on the nightstand and looked at him intensely.
He lowered his glass a bit, tilting his head. “What is it?”
“This is not a dream…is it?” Edgeworth mused, before shaking his head. “No, I don’t think it is.”
Phoenix smiled softly before taking another sip of his water.
“If this were one of my usual dreams, we’d be kissing.”
Phoenix promptly inhaled his water, going into a coughing fit.
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- Part 1 of drunken confessions prompts
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too hot to handle by Samioli for wr1ghtw0rth (MusicalKit)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
03 Oct 2024
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A few minutes pass in comfortable silence, Phoenix trying to just cool off, but it’s taking a while. He sighs. “Ugh, what I’d do to feel the cool air on my skin. It’s too damn hot.”
Miles’s hand pauses whatever he is writing. “Well,” he begins, voice strangely tight and careful. “You could always strip down further.”
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During a heatwave in Japanifornia, Phoenix cools off in Edgeworth's office, unaware that things are about to get much, much hotter.
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The actual ceremony was absolutely gorgeous. It was a wonderful start to a wonderful day. A day that had been breathtaking and would most likely continue being so.
However, there is only one problem.
Miles is about to ruin the reception of his own wedding.
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At his wedding reception, Miles is overcome with love and desire for his husband. Written for Lawfully Wedded: An Ace Attorney Wedding Zine.
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Knots twist in his stomach and nausea suddenly takes him, but the things Miles feels the most are anger and confusion because it seems as though the fates, god, or the universe itself wants to punish him for eternity, to make him have these thoughts and desires but to never be able to actually obtain them—
And it all comes crashing at once, that this is a punishment, it has to be, that’s the only thing that makes sense, the only logical explanation for why his heart doesn’t agree with his body, that he’s cursed to live like this forever because he deserves it, deserves to feel miserable after everything that’s happened, after everything he’s done—
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A story about Miles Edgeworth exploring and understanding his sexuality throughout the years—or the seeming lack thereof—along with his confounding feelings toward Phoenix Wright.
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A Way With Words by Samioli, samiolioli (Samioli)
Fandom 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
05 Jan 2023
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need that midnight rendezvous by halfhope (codesandhearts)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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“I suppose what it comes down to is when you sleep, you trust me so much that I could do anything to you. And you’d let me.”
His claw tugs. Grace moans. Every heart in Rocky sings.
“Good,” Rocky says. “You’ll sleep now.”
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sleeping with someone while they're actively sleeping is not a thing for Rocky, until Grace.
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- Part 1 of no choice but to love you
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28 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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When Rocky's mating cycle starts and doesn't stop, he has no one to turn to but Grace.
His cycle never would have started in the first place if Grace wasn't so very.. wet..
But it's never just about the mating, is it?
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Adrian's guide to falling in love with Rocky's leaky space blob (in two seconds flat)Bookmarked by Samioli
13 Jun 2026
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switch me on, turn me up by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.
Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.
“That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.
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or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.
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- Part 1 of big dick!grace saga
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Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace is repulsive.
Grace is disgusting.
Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
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Bookmarker's Notes
Holy fuck.??? They're both freaks in this one and it's fantastic.