Saltylocks
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Aww heck I got blood all over my Mary by Saltylocks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Jul 2026
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It was such an unsettling dream.
Ryland was in some sort of oblong space, something creaking and with equipment he was unfamiliar with. It was dark, and it smelled like blood and rust and he was sweating. Why was it so hot…?
Ripping his shirt off, something dripped on him, something chunky and horrible that made him shiver in the cramped space.
What was he even wearing? Wool? Scratchy, patchy fabric, and what, a leather harness?
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It's only a paper moon by Saltylocks
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
29 Apr 2023
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There are no koopalings in the Mario Move.
This must be rectified.
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Natasha is an Alpha and Bruce is an omega. What will happen?
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Post-revolution, Hank and Connor are partners as well as Gavin and the RK900 (Nine).
"I think working with an officer with... personal issues is an added challenge. But adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features." - Connor (when choosing the SINCERE dialogue option in The Nest.)
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Blue velvet by Saltylocks
Fandoms: The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Sparks Nevada Marshal on Mars
09 Jun 2019
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Post-end Sparks/Croach, realising that they love each other.
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Salty ships Marvel by Saltylocks
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, MCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Martian (2015)
30 Nov 2016
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Just a bunch of fanfics in the MCU Universe. Sometimes I add things that isn't in the films. Clint always has a hearing disability, even if it's different every time. Sometimes Bucky is trans.
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- 37,123
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- 5
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- 7
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Salty + DC by Saltylocks
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
14 Jan 2016
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DCU-fics, mostly a mix from the series and the movies. I love the old Superman moves a lot so Clark's character is Christopher Reeves. Batman all the actors who played Bruce mixed together.
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- 38,616
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Just a series with my fics on Sherlock. Updates when I get a new idea.
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- 26,541
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- 25
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This is about Carlos as he is taken in by Night Vale and its growing weirdness. He takes it all in stride, because he has Cecil. And their kids. And friends. And not-angels.
Togheter they fight Lauren, Kevin and all the other Strex and government evils.
If you have the stamina, please read the tags.
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- 26
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And they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates) by Squeakyshroom
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
22 Jun 2018
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Shane and Ryan are roommates who fuck, but with rules.
(Now if only they'd stop breaking all the damn rules)
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- English
- Words:
- 25,690
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 341
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- 3,008
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- 398
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- 43,373
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
24 Jul 2026
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Blood Buddies (with benefits) by Squeakyshroom
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jan 2018
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Ryan thought they were just friends, but one night and one bite has him questioning everything.
OR: Shane's a fledgling vampire. Ryan's an idiot.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,171
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 82
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- 1,614
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- 174
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- 21,392
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
24 Jul 2026
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Pull Me Out by thendpoem
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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Grace finds himself, no longer busy, standing listlessly at Simon's bedside again. Reaching for his wrist to feel his pulse. It's an odd sort of tactile comfort. An additional confirmation that he's alive, he's fine - even if the monitor plainly displays it. Just the contact is nice, even through the bandages (which are less bloody, Armando must've changed them).
It sends an odd thrill up Grace's spine. A weird giddiness. Makes him lightheaded. Buzzes beneath his skin. Pathetic, right? That's how he feels despite how well he knows that humans are social creatures and, by nature, require physical contact. Touch is something he's been deprived of. Severely. And now Simon is just miraculously here, with warm skin and blood in his vessels and a steady heart rate.
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Or, Grace deals with everything that comes with having another person aboard the Hail Mary. Another person who showed up without any logical explanation, severely injured and afraid.
Series
- Part 2 of I Won't Quit On You
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
23 Jul 2026
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Your Beauty Never Ever Scared Me by KickassTransAceDumbass
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Jun 2026
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The Eridians find Simon and bring him to Grace, and although Simon is a little suspicious at first, eventually they trust each other and Grace takes him to see the stars.
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
23 Jul 2026
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i sweat my rust by Cypherr
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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Simon wakes slowly, booting up one atom at a time. The first thing he registers is that he's pleasantly warm— not the suffocating heat of whatever iron lung they had sent him down to die in. The second thing he registers is the plushness of whatever surface he's lying on. There's no harsh metal boiling against his skin. He doesn't immediately open his eyes. His brain feels syrupy and full of fog all at once, and he finds it rather nice to just exist in this soft in-between. He'd done good, hadn't he? Was this Heaven? He died on that ship, in the mouth of a vengeful beast that couldn't recognize its own ghastlyness. Heaven was nice, Simon decided. He liked Heaven.
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
21 Jul 2026