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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “The real problem is, they just want more Sister Daniel, don’t they?”

    “Oh sure, yeah Phil, it’s the lesbians who want more Sister Daniel.”

    Phil rolled his eyes, “You know I’m right.”

    “We talked about this last year. We can’t do Sister Daniel twice for baking. She has to come back for… something else.”

    “Sure, but what?” Phil pointed to Dan’s clickbait title on the board, “The Sister Daniel x Father Phillip sex tape?”

    “You know that it would get the views…”

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    Dan and Phil attempt to launch OnlyPhans. Things do not go as planned.

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Everyone is hitting on Phil tonight but Dan believes he's the only one who can please Phil right. So he's horrified when a younger version of himself appears in front of them and rivals his love for Phil.

    Meanwhile the two Phils would love taking two Dans to bed. Maybe even have one of them watch.

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    28 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Phil needs a boyfriend for a family gathering.
    Not a real one. Just someone to stop the questions, silence the hopeful glances and prove, once and for all, that he’s doing just fine.

    Dan agrees. Far too easily.

    Or: What’s supposed to be a simple weekend of pretending quickly turns into shared beds, knowing looks, and the uncomfortable realization that playing a role feels a little too natural.

    Or: Phil asks the hot paramedic he met after a very unfortunate glue-eating incident to be his fake boyfriend.

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    19 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    2009 Phil and 2026 Phil switch places, leaving 2026 Dan to deal with the fallout. Not only does he have to come to terms with the fact that his partner of 16 years is just gone, he also has to fend off 2009 Phil’s seduction attempts.

    Frustrated, he turns to the internet for help, but he may end up biting off more than he can chew.

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    18 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Phil fancies a boy on the opposite end of the country, four years younger than him, with a girlfriend. Lovely. This is gonna end so well.
    A fic about 2009 and inching closer.

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    13 Jan 2026