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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
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17 Jul 2026
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You are arrogant; gluttonous; lazy—and you are a bastard King.
The words ring through the crowded, rambunctious great hall with the force of a tolling bell and unleashes a chilling silence so damning even the roaring hearths could not bring themselves to warm the room.
Yvain watches on in morbid fascination; because it is not every day one prepares themselves to see the Hainsworth of Egregica string together enough coherent words that would get himself killed posthaste.
King Ilya Rozanov of Treporium, as the King of the Tri-Continental borders, as a leader of hundreds of thousands, as an alpha of the highest caliber—may be a lot, but even then, there are certain lines and decorum one doesn’t cross unless they’re trying to start a fight.
There is a plot to challenge the alpha King Rozanov for this throne. Rozanov answers with an unexpected strategy of his own.
(And Shane really does not enjoy dealing all this. It’s a good thing he loves his husband so much.)
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- Part 2 of hollanov in every verse
- Part 1 of hearth
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20 Mar 2026
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group projects (and how quickly things change) by people_watching
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
10 Feb 2022
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How Wylan and Nina became friends, told through an English project and queer bonding.
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- Part 1 of Six of Crows in High School
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31 Aug 2025