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The stupid thing is that they’re so far down the food chain they didn’t even recognise her as Donna Vongola.
If they had, it would surely be Gokudera-kun being beaten to get her to talk.
Kyouko and Gokudera get kidnapped by some mafia underlings and have to decide how to handle the situation.
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Some Ruminations On Miracles, The Responsibility Thereof by SailorFish
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2021
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Moist von Lipwig has claimed he received a miracle from the gods. The gods react.
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ABC's (Arpeggios, Books, Coffee) of Love by SailorFish
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Original Work
23 Oct 2020
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Eurydike knew immediately which one the god-born was. Him and his swagger weren’t hard to miss. He was sitting at the furthest table on the terrace - the one closest to the sea - and he was dressed in a black bomber jacket and sunglasses. The breeze played through his dark curls; his eyes were hidden under sunglasses, but were no doubt some brilliant colour like all the god-born. He had his legs stretched out and his feet propped up on a battered guitar case. Silhouetted against the waves, it made for a handsome picture.
Eurydike scoffed. It was late spring. It wasn’t cold enough to need a jacket and it wasn’t bright enough to need sunglasses.
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Just a modern retelling of an old story.
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Achilles stood up. He had been expecting the stranger since Megaera had stalked past him, elegant despite the anger and blood dripping from her.
An AU where Zagreus was raised by Demeter and ends up fighting his way through the Underworld regardless - just in the opposite direction. Guarding the entrance out is the terrifying monster Cerberus, but guarding the entrance in is Achilles, best of Greeks. And he has strict orders not to let anyone in.
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The Tale of the Cygnet-Princess, of Her Father the Renowned and Mighty Bogatyr Prince Gvidon Saltanovich, and of Her Mother the Beautiful Swan-Queen by SailorFish
Fandoms: Сказка о царе Салтане - Александр Пушкин | The Tale of Saltan the Tsar - Alexander Pushkin, Slavic Mythology & Folklore
29 Aug 2020
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Her swan-mother keened. An abrupt sound, brief and feral; a sound passed down mother to daughter in an unbroken line. One day, the cygnet-princess thought, when her swan-mother died, she would make that same sound too.
A story about immigration and about going "home" for a funeral.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Trollmarket by SailorFish
Fandom Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Trollhunters (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2018
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Please Step Aside While Hobbitlings Continue Being Awesome by SailorFish
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Dec 2013
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Premise of this series:
Thorin becomes King Under The Mountain. He and Bilbo have fallen in love and Bilbo moves to Erebor.Tread Lightly concerns itself with their wedding, and Bilbo's relatives coming to visit for it. His tiny, adorable Hobbitling relatives.
Send Weekly is basically a collection of one-shots taking place in this AU, the majority of which are set during the time of LOTR. (Due to the events of Tread Lightly, the majority of the Fellowship are friends before the Quest begins and Frodo has been raised in Erebor; both facts have quite an effect on the original plot!)
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Just four days after pulling himself from the wreck of the Nautiloid, Wyll returns to his tent to find his recent acquaintance Astarion--charming cad, charlatan, and secret vampire spawn--naked in his bedroll.
The evening gets worse from there.
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15 Jul 2026
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And They Were Cultists by jellyfishline for fantailsock
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 May 2026
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Astarion has found a new lease on life, all thanks to the benevolence of the Absolute. No, living in a tower filled with cultists and having to deal with superior officers who think they can order him around is not exactly his idea of paradise, but anything is heaven compared to life under Cazador. He even gets his own room all to himself.
At least, until one Wyll Ravengard, newest member of the Absolute's ranks, is assigned to his room.
(In which Astarion and Wyll are swept up by the cult before the intervention of a certain magical artifact.)
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15 Jul 2026
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Springtime Thaw by jellyfishline for not_whelmed_yet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Astarion discovers that his sex drive—long considered a casualty of his vampirism—returns with a vengeance after being properly fed for the first time in two hundred years. This would be annoying enough, but his newly revived sexuality has acquired an interest bordering-on-obsession with one Wyll Ravengard, Blade of Frontiers. But how hard could seducing one hero be?
(Spoiler: much harder than it looks.)
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14 Jul 2026
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the whole world was here, waiting by Neery
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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In another universe, a much darker version of Batman has been holding Superman captive for a year.
In this one, Bruce was only planning to neutralize an interdimensional threat. He didn’t plan on a rescue mission. He didn’t plan to take home a hurt, broken captive who may or may not be a version of the Clark Kent he knows. But now that he has, he needs to figure out what to do with him without putting the whole planet at risk.
It takes Clark a while to realize he hasn’t just traded one abuser for another, more dangerous one.
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12 Jul 2026
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A canon divergent AU set after the events of Queen of Attolia. After an Attolian soldier is captured in Mede and brought to his master's estate, Kamet knows better than to get involved. He immediately gets involved anyway.
The Attolian was chained securely to the wall by his ankle, but he’d somehow managed to wrestle the handcuffs away from his guard and now he had them clenched in his hands, as though he intended to use them as a weapon. Gods above.
Kamet shook his head at him, careful to stay well out of reach. “You’re scaring the doctor,” he said, in Attolian. “Must we do everything with a knife at your throat?”
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24 Jun 2026