Sadistic_Cardinal



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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The three brothers sit in momentary silence. Probably unsure what to say, you think. You knew they wouldn’t handle it like Sister Imperator would. At least she understood your hesitance - the brothers, who hadn’t been allowed the choice of choosing their own paths, had desperately pushed you to try college. If not for your parents, for them. How ironic. Finally, Primo speaks up.

    “You’re homesick.”

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    25 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Terzo has retired from the Papacy to become a mediocre Satanic priest in the small Southern town of Farthing. He's very tired of the Ministry demanding he or his brothers find a Prime Mover to produce an heir to the Papacy. As far as he's concerned, he's given them everything and still they ask for more.

    His congregant Cam has spent their whole life as the town darling, the flawless shining Satanist who can do no wrong even among Farthing's largely Christian population. But they have a small secret that could do damage far beyond their own reputation.

    What if Terzo and Cam can help each other out?

    Terzo/OC Fake Prime Mover story featuring small town dynamics, perfectionism, reputation, and family—which can, after all, mean a lot of different things.

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    24 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Perpetua bites his lip, tasting paint. He lets it go with a flush of shame. In its place, his hands grip the skirts of his cassock, and he gets the absurd urge to rip it off, to expose the limb that's caused all this trouble. To tell Copia everything.

    One day, perhaps. Or another life.

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    05 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Ghoul, if you ever have a wander past the employee of the month display…” he pointed to himself, chest puffed out. “I am a regular. I have, ah… privileges. Leeway, if you will. And full control of the Ghoulie budget. For you lot,” he clarified, waving a hand. “It is uniforms, food, and instruments, mostly, but we can squeeze out a trip to IKEA.”

    The newly-appointed frontman finds his band members—all three of them—disheartened in the wake of Papa III's reign. It's nothing that can't be fixed by a change of scenery.

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    05 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    A Satanist and a Catholic missionary walk into a diner. There's a bad joke here, somewhere, if Copia can find it-- preferably before Sophie vows chastity, poverty, and obedience.

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    13 Oct 2024