Royfriend
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Mulling Over You by Royfriend for smol_raccoon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Feb 2026
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The fire crackles and flares behind the grate, and the gramophone continues to play quietly in the corner. It all fades into the background as Roy guides them both towards the chaise nearest the fireplace. It's a large, dark wood monstrosity with wide plush cushions and intricate spiraled carvings that comfortably fits two lounging people.
One hand in his and the other on his hip, Roy slowly walks him backwards in time to the soft rhythm echoing around them until his knees buckle, and then he’s falling back onto the velvet upholstery.
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All these years later, and Roy still cannot resist worshipping his husband's body.
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It’s not a date.
The dial tone echoing loudly in his ear begs to differ. He pulls the phone away to stare at it in disbelief, then gently returns it to its cradle.
He was set up. This is totally a date.
Or Roy and Ed go on a not golf date.
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Lazy Mornings by Royfriend
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Nov 2025
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Ed’s eyes flutter open to see Roy gazing down at him with sultry eyes and parted lips, and Ed smiles sleepily at him, leaning further back into the hand gently massaging his scalp. His skin is buzzing, and Roy's gaze has Ed's drowsy mind spiking with anticipation.
A small shift of his hips and twisting of his spine is all it takes for his senses to short-circuit. The suddenness of that sharp, unmistakable pleasure ricocheting throughout his body has his mouth falling open, and a long, unfiltered moan is dragged from his throat.
“Fuuuck—”
“Finally awake, princess?”
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- Part 1 of Payback is a dish best served tired
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Part of the Family by Royfriend for definedentropy (imagined_haven)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
01 Feb 2025
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Yelling and laughter can be heard from the other side, and when he knocks, there is the briefest moment of silence before the yelling resumes. Heavy, mismatched footsteps can be heard stomping towards the door until it's promptly swung open and Roy is hit full force by the rush of heat that spills from the open doorway.
In its wake, he's met with a vision of smoldering gold.
Piercing golden eyes soften and a wide, blinding smile breaks across Ed's face.
"Sorry I'm late."
OR Roy visits Resembool for the holidays.
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Fuck Around and Find Out by Royfriend
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
02 Dec 2024
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He has to peel his tongue off the roof of his suddenly dry mouth and wet his lips before speaking. “Did you–” Voice cracking, Roy swallows dryly before attempting again. “Are you asking me to be your…. Sugar Baby?” He draws out the last bit, the words are foreign and downright strange on his tongue.
“The fuck, Mustang? No, I'm asking you if you want to be my business partner.”
Oh. OH.
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Payback is a dish best served tired by Royfriend
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Nov 2025
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He is not impressed Ed managed this by connecting his freckles. He is not, he is not, he is not.
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ALCH5501 Practical Alchemic Theory by jpsjpsjpsJUPES
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
07 Feb 2026
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It felt humbling to realize that he’d gotten too comfortable with the idea of spending almost every night at Roy’s, talking, debating, cooking together—it was a domestic life they cultivated, and one Ed took for granted all too soon. Roy would go back to Ishval whether Ed was ready or not.
He warned his students against that often. If something can be had, it must also have the potential to be sacrificed, he told them with a thickness in his throat. If you cannot live without it, that’s what will be taken from you first.
That is equivalent exchange at its core.
Ed is a professor and Roy is a hero; they try to make it work.
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10 May 2026
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The Age Gap by Opium_Smoke
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
01 Oct 2015
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Roy Mustang used to have a hang up about the age gap between him and Edward. Then he realized it could be worse.
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06 May 2026
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The Lion of Palace Xerxes by OutcastDeity
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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RoyEd Week 2025, day 4: Xerxian AU (also technically Royalty AU from day 3)
Roy and his team are delegates in Xerxes, a place steeped in myth and rumour. The most prevalent of those rumours being that the King's twin sons are strictly off limits. Even to be caught alone with one of them is enough to guarantee probably having to marry them to preserve their purity and honour. So, naturally, Roy's never wanted to tap anyone more than he wants to tap Prince Edward.
Things don't go exactly as he planned.
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05 May 2026
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Van Hohenheim gives his elder son the Talk.
[Major spoilers for Brotherhood.]
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