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At first Orion started with love poems.
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15 Feb 2026
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"You have no power over me." Sarah repeated hoping to manufacture the same windswept accomplishment of earlier. Instead he simply stood there.
"I'm afraid that's not entirely the truth."
Never eat the fairy food. One bite from a peach had doomed her. Now five years later Sarah must run the labyrinth again to save her and her brother from the Underground. But as always things are not all they seem...
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- Part 1 of The Power You Have Over Me
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04 Feb 2025
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Escape from the House of Hope by HatlessHatter for kawareo, Ferael
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Nov 2024
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I wrote this fic based on This MASTERPIECE animatic by Kawareo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdxteB9tZXU
When Enver was younger, when his parents were not around to scold him for wasting time, Enver would read stories. Tales of magic and mechanics and swordplay between two equally matched enemies. He loved the scenes when two capabilities were evenly matched and the enemy failed the contest due to some fatal flaw of theirs. Be it a lack of understanding, a loss of focus, or suddenly being outnumbered.
Enver Flymm is a child. Raphael is the cambion son of Mephistopheles.
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- Part 12 of Baldurs Gate 3 Oneshots
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17 Nov 2024
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Really, it was inevitable she was going to slip up at some point. When you’re travelling with a group of people who are psychically connected by mind-flayer tadpoles, somewhere along the line, someone is going to accidentally read someone’s mind.
But did it have to be him? And did it have to be that?
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21 Apr 2024
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Some part of him could picture it then, could imagine telling her everything - speaking til dawn on his whole history. Spending the next day in this same spot, diving into what he knew of hers. Asking how it felt to gore that bard. Instead, he mirrored her smile - his own wicked grin for seducing and scheming.
“I’ve wanted to taste you since I first felt that pretty neck under my blade.”
And as her head fell back in a laugh, the white expanse of her neck on full display at his easy, overused line, he watched the golden girl fall into the palm of his hand.
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COMPLETED.Astarion had known the woman's face immediately - Halia Dhune, the golden daughter of Baldur's Gate. The princess of the upper city. How many times had Cazador sent him after her - wanting to claim the socialite as a trophy to add to his awful collection? At least now he wouldn't have to go back to his master empty handed, should the tadpole situation not work out in his favor.
(or: what if the Dark Urge was a noble woman, perfect and popular, and her father's favorite fox in the henhouse. and of course, what if our dear vampire knew of her before the crash?)
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19 Feb 2024
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Rolan isn't quite sure what's wrong with him. Then Tav arrives back in Baldur's Gate, and things get much, much worse.
What happens when a stressed, overworked, sexually pent-up wizard is confronted with his own biology and his feelings about a certain hero all at once?
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18 Feb 2024
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“But I’ve read widely on the topic! I have studied all the great works on the art of lovemaking! I know all the positions, all the techniques — I’m practically already an expert!”
Oh, you poor fool.
Vivian couldn’t help but smile as she closed the distance between them. “I’m sure you think that way, equation boy,” she said, reaching for a strand of his long, brown hair and tucking it behind his ear. “But see, the thing is this …” She leaned in close and whispered, “This is an empirical science. You can really only learn it by trying it out yourself. Getting your hands a little dirty, so to speak.”Or: The one in which I give Rolan an Academia AU where he learns what he cannot learn from books and gathers the courage to stand up to his cruel master.
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18 Feb 2024
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Astarion wants to kiss you. Luckily it's Midwinter, and he's come up with a plan that will definitely work this time. This is just a silly idea that made me smile because this man can't plan his way out of a paper bag. Just winging it the whole way.
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13 Feb 2024
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“Vampires,” she offers, running through her mental list. “There is a moderately sized coven, or I believe it would be called such, operating in the city.”
She feels a rumble of warmth through her body - approval.
“Tell me of these creatures. Tell me what you know of them, and I will consider how such a being might serve our goals,” He signals for her to rise, finally satisfied with her genuflection. “I am interested in how a creature of such power might serve us, should you continue to fail me.”
“They are called dhampirs, my Lord…”
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Halia was raised to be the perfect daughter, the perfect Bhaalspawn. A beautiful killer - brutality made flesh. But every Bhaalspawn must eventually provide more, continuing the terrible lineage so that their God may rise again. Now it’s her turn to provide a monstrous offspring, a worthy sacrifice.
There aren’t many monsters she’d consider laying with, even fewer within Baldur’s Gate. She needs someone beautiful and pliant, someone who might understand her. It doesn’t occur to her that another spawn might be looking for the same thing.
(a twisted, terrible love story without the tadpoles, mindflayers, and endless hiking through the sword coast)
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12 Feb 2024
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It’s that time of the month for Tav and Astarion ever-so-generously offers to assist her, out of the kindness of his heart and for no other reason whatsoever.
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16 Jan 2024
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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23 Dec 2023
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The New Tenants of Ramazith Tower by MercurialNight
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Dec 2025
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Ramazith tower, pillar of archmagic in Baldur's Gate, is under new occupation. And the new tenants are not exactly...expected.
In the aftermath of the brain's defeat, Rolan, Lia, and Cal navigate their own aftermath and figure out how to rebuild their lives. The strange, wonderful, and often dangerous magic within every floorboard of their new home is not the only trouble they have to deal with. What is behind them poses just as great a threat as what is yet to come.
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11 Dec 2023
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Astarion and Tav lie awake one night. There are a lot of things he hates to but is driven to admit. Astarion POV.
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- Part 9 of Vixstarria's bardlock Tav
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11 Dec 2023
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Where my nice, simple plan fell apart by vixstarria
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Nov 2023
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A take on how Astarion’s romance might have progressed with a silly, chaotic energy bard Tav, who doesn’t really fall for his initial manipulation but rather humours it, throughout Act 1.
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- Part 1 of Vixstarria's bardlock Tav
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08 Dec 2023
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He was certain he’d gotten the body down, at least, with just enough fine tunings to quickly move him from ‘pleasant diversion' to ‘indispensible’, if he played his cards right. That much was simple, and not without its own small entertainments.
But the mind… the mind, he was beginning to worry, might elude him.
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Astarion and Rosalie think they understand each other perfectly, but they have each fallen prey to the other’s mask. As they both go forward with their adventure, will either of them dare to be honest?
[This is a blatant, self-indulgent novelisation of BG3 full-access, and Part 2 to my Early Access fic, A Bleeding Heart. I try to avoid directly retelling too many moments in the game, but occasionally fall into the trap of rewriting some canon scenes. Dual perspective because now my Tav has some issues to overcome! Come here for the vampire man, stay here for Rosalie's mental illness :') ]
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- Part 3 of Rosalie/Astarion "Canon" playthrough (sort of)
- Part 3 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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01 Dec 2023
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You managed to convince Astarion not to go through with the Rite of Profane Ascension. He remains a vampire spawn, and you now offer your blood from time to time to help with his sanguine hunger until a solution is found.
Even though you had both decided to stay as friends back at Moonrise Towers, lines begin to blur once more as other cravings come to the surface… and things with Astarion are seldom uncomplicated.
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Impatience gripped your nerves ferociously. "These things take time, Astarion."
"Oh, my darling… I have all the time in the world, but you only have a limited supply of blood," he whispered softly and you could almost taste his taunting words.
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29 Nov 2023
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Zoraya Naelgrath is gearing up to start her own legal practice when a call from her past unexpectedly places her in the offices of Astarion Ancunin, a young magistrate known for his racial prejudice and various sex scandals that have made him the laughing stock of his colleagues. Tasked with preventing his dooming expulsion from office, Zoraya has no choice but to face the man who was once her best friend in the entire world, as well as her childhood crush. A crush that is, of course, ancient history now that Astarion is a perpetually hungover, selfish bastard interested in little else than cementing his standing among the elite of Baldur’s Gate – most notably Lord Cazador Szarr, an enigmatic nobleman with pale skin and an unsettlingly keen interest in Astarion.
"Beauty and the Beast" meets "Suits"
Or: What if Magistrarion had a badass half Gur childhood bestie who's definitely not in love with him and starts working for him right as a certain pale-faced, red-eyed nobleman gets ready to make his move?
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13 Nov 2023
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Not every adventurer wields a weapon. You, a hearth witch living near the banks of River Chionthar, are witness to a craft falling from the sky, and wondering if anyone needed assistance, ran down to find survivors. That was your first mistake. Going along with the survivors on their crazy adventure? That was your second mistake. Will you survive your next mistake of letting a hungry vampire bite you?
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21 Oct 2023
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To Love a Gentle Heart by Astr
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
22 Feb 2026
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Astarion hates how very, nauseatingly kind Willow is.
It's also one of his favorite things about her (or it will be).
A shameless self-indulgent fic where someone doesn't give into the feral-cat anger of Astarion, and he manages to snag a 10/10 goody good.
Departs from Canon (probably a lot oops)
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- Part 1 of Wistarion
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12 Oct 2023
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
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08 Oct 2023