11 Works by ReturnOfTheNightmare

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    The hand squeezed his. “Talk to me, C,” the woman who was not his mother implored.

    Cardi did not want to talk to her. Cardi wanted to forget his too-real dream. Maybe then he could carry on, keep working his ass off for nothing in the vain hope that one day, Imperator might let him front the Ghost Project.


    Lost in a world where all of his hopes and dreams had never come to fruition and never would, Cardi is left to drift – alone and without a purpose, unloved.

    Meanwhile, figures lurk in the shadows, watching.

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    67,445
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    238
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    “Not to mention,” Nihil continued more lightly, oblivious to Cardi’s inner turmoil, “I’d like to meet my fifth son before I go. I like his new album! He is definitely less of a disappointment than you are.”


    Feeling bored and insignificant, Cardi decides to go harass Nihil in his coffin. It does not go as planned.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    9
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    In which Judith's Aunt Irma has made an unexpected early visit and threatens to stain her seat, Marika Psaltarian makes conversation with empty chairs, and Frater wants his marshmallows.

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    3,559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Cardi glanced at his watch. Ten PM. Dinner must have ended hours ago, but Marika had not turned up to try and coerce him into coming down. Mr Psaltarian, who Cardi knew had been travelling with V, had not come to taunt him for avoiding his brother. V had not come to meet him.

    His brother did not want to meet him.


    In which one evening of self-pity turns into Cardi's worst nightmare.

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    English
    Words:
    5,903
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    425
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    After a six-month-long absence and such a dramatic plummet into sickness, it was to be expected that the brothers and sisters of Copia’s abbey would stare at him. He had become an oddity, a hot topic.

    Copia only wished those were the only reasons for his people’s stares.


    In which Cardinal Copia's abundance is more horrifying than sexy, and the author needed an excuse for the rubber-mask-look to be canon in any future works she wrote.

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    English
    Words:
    3,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Once the party was over, the guests were gone, and Lara had popped off to bed, Henshingly had plans of his own involving himself, his wife, and some lovely silk sheets. Valentine’s Day was difficult to seize when it happened to fall upon your only child’s birthday, but Henshingly was determined to do something with his wife, even if they had little time to savour it.

    ...Or at least, that had been the plan. Blasted Austrian bastards and their oversized feet...

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    English
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    2,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    25
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    Throughout her adventures, Lara Croft often encountered oddities: mythical beasts, extinct creatures, demons from another realm... megalomaniacal ex-mentors. And yet, throughout it all, one oddity persisted, be it in the depths of the ocean or in her school teacher's home.

    "Winston... didn't Mr Kane and Jean-Yves sound awfully similar?"

    He hummed in thought. “I can’t say I noticed. Though of course, the Frenchman's accent was rather atrocious. I’m afraid I lost track of what he was saying after a while.”


    A collection of scenes inspired by the small handful of voice actors and character models in classic-era Tomb Raider and my little game of Spot Kerry Shale in TR4-6.

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    English
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    8,658
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
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    75
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    When the legal system fails an innocent girl, it's up to Connie, an experimental AI inhabiting a scrapped prototype model, to clean up the mess. Fortunately, the RA700 prototype had been programmed for this kind of work.

    Unfortunately, no amount of programming could prepare Connie for how insufferable humans could be to lure towards a murder scene when you’re on a time limit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,381
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    474
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    Despite himself, Hank glanced towards the figures in Fowler’s office. Jeffery and the woman were staring at each other across the desk, unmoving – the woman with a huge smile on her face and Jeffery looking like he’d just been propositioned by a turnip with legs and an unusually eloquent speech pattern. The fuck are they talking about in there?


    While Connie was out being oblivious, other characters did things (because shocker, they're people too).

    Note: This is a collection of extra scenes set during my other fic, Continuance, and is written from the POV of other characters. It probably won't make any sense without having read Continuance first for the context!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    57
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    "We've found her!" No Werner, you've found her backpack. ...What? You're… not just going to leave her down there, are you? Dude, the backpack IS NOT LARA!
    A sillier interval between The Last Revelation and The Angel of Darkness. Complete and utter crack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    127
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    It's Lorna's first weekend in Serene Village, but recent events have dampened any excitement she might have experienced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    521

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