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In a post-war world where all seems to have been put right, there exists much corruption beneath the surface, and Draco Malfoy is hell bent on rooting it out, the laws be damned.
Corruption runs deep within the ministry, and Draco is eager to mete out judgement.
Then he stumbles upon Hermione Granger being assaulted in an alley, and that changes everything.
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Draco saves Hermione from being assualted in an alley and brutally murders her attacker in front of her. Then he decides to blackmail her into helping him.
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Speed-Daters Anonymous by RedwithEnvy (Red_withEnvy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2025
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For someone as famous as the Golden Girl, dating is a difficult process. And for the past five years, since leaving Hogwarts, Hermione's focus has been on her career, leaving her personal life quite lonely.
Now her friends are married or in happy relationships, and she is feeling the pressure.
Then Ginny recommends a speed-dating event where a new potion, called the Ignotus Potion, makes you anonymous.
Hermione thinks this might be just the change her dating life needs to finally find a real connection.
But what she doesn't know might actually hurt her...
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After her long day as Minister of Magic, Hermione finds herself in a meeting with her childhood bully turned Auror, Draco Malfoy. But is the tension in the room from her bad news, or the chemistry brewing between them?
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“He’s known for being uncooperative,” the Ministry staffer said, his voice thick with condescension. “He'll need a firm hand, but with the right incentive, he performs adequately.”
Inside the transparent holding cell, the blond man hadn’t looked away from her once. His gaze was ice, his stillness marble. Every inch of him—his perfect posture, his composure, his immaculate hair—radiated old money and Pureblood arrogance.
“His bindings are now keyed to your magic. Sign here, and he’s yours.”
As the ink sank into the parchment, the glass wall vanished. Magic rippled across the manacles, and the words "Property of Hermione Granger" etched themselves into the surface.
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06 Jul 2026
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When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.
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Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.
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06 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year.
There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice.
10 Lessons. 10 Favors. No boundaries.
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Bookmarked by RedwithEnvy (Red_withEnvy)
06 Jul 2026
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No one returned for eighth year unphased by the war. The students, it seems, have found a way to heal themselves but it comes with a specific set of rules. The first one is the most important: Hermione Granger is not permitted in Fight Club.
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04 Jul 2026
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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Bookmarked by RedwithEnvy (Red_withEnvy)
30 Jun 2026