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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Regina is cursed with a penis after a night out, and there's only one thousand ways to get rid of it.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    “I…” she starts unevenly. “Actually, I’m…I…” She sighs and turns to face them both. “Could you take a look at my ribs?” Zoey stares at her in abject shock.

    “You’ve literally never asked for help after hunting before,” Mira says, sounding as startled as Zoey feels. Rumi swallows.

    “I know. I…you know now, y’know?”

    Or: The Kids Are (Eventually) Alright

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Rumi is taking too long to catch on to her roommates' advances, so Zoey leverages behavioral psychology to accelerate the process.

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    That cold open from The Office where Jim trains Dwight to ask for Altoids, but instead of Jim it's ZoeMira and instead of Dwight it's Rumi and instead of Altoids it's makeouts.

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Rumi goes into heat for the first time. Her plan is simple: shut herself in her bedroom, hide from the world and wait it out.

    Mira and Zoey have a better idea.

    or, Rumi gets fucked into oblivion by the two women she's desperately in love with, and they're just as gone for her.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Rumi! It is you! How are you alive?” Zoey cheered, and Rumi’s head flipped toward the sound, where Zoey and Mira stood at the other end of the alleyway. Both wore all black, and Mira even had a black sunhat with a veil. Zoey moved to run toward her, but Mira’s arm shot in front, keeping Zoey from getting closer.

    “I knew it. I knew it was too good to be true,” Mira said, glaring at her with hate and disgust in her eyes. Exactly the way she looked at… well, demons, but dialed up to higher than ever before. “Zo—patterns. That’s not Rumi.”

    --Or--

    Pre-reveal Rumi takes a hit while fighting on top of a speeding train car—not from a club, but a sword straight through the chest. That should have been the end, but demons revive in the demon realm when killed. Not even Rumi expected that would apply to her as well.

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    11 Jun 2026