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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “You poor thing,” Hermione deadpans, turning to face him. She can still see the smugness in his eyes, and she wants to prod at it, knock him off his little pedestal. He can touch her without a thought, making it look natural. She decides, in a moment of Gryffindor bravery, that she can do it, too.

    She runs a consoling hand down his arm and gives him a sardonic look to cover her own fluttering heart. “How ever will you recover?”

    His hand catches hers again as it trails over his cuff, and he continues the sweeping movement, stepping closer and wrapping their entwined hands behind her back.

    Oh.

    He hasn’t been knocked off his pedestal at all. He’s taken her raising of the stakes and bumped them even higher, and she can’t decide if she regrets it or not.

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    Draco and Hermione have married for political reasons, and it's only when the agreed-upon end of the marriage looms over them that they are forced to take a closer look at what they really want.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Pansy Parkinson walks into an Irish pub disguised as a nun…

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Lying on the bed, stripped to her bra and knickers and blindfolded, Hermione smirks to herself. It’s almost laughable how easily she’s going to win the bet.

    The round of unconvinced noises and veritable scoffs that had followed her initial pronouncement had only bolstered her confidence. Because honestly, they think she can’t? As if she hadn’t grown up with the lot of them, learning their body language and mannerisms as well as her own.

    Please. Telling them apart by touch will be a piece of cake — she could probably do it by the sound alone.

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    Or, Hermione bets she can tell the Weasley boys apart by how they are in bed.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?

    Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?

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    In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 92

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    Toyotathon: time to snag the best deals on mutual masturbation with 0% APR on dirty talk, banter, and car sex. Featuring a brand new model of Hermione is Genuinely Tweaking and Really Randy.

    OR Hermione and Draco break down in the middle of nowhere, and while waiting for a tow, things get heated.

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    25 Jun 2026