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“GET THE FUCK OFF ME!”
Eddie frowned and his head swivelled around when he heard the shout. Whoever that was, they didn’t sound happy.
He took a drag of his cigarette, before dropping it to the ground, scrubbing it with his foot, and started to move. Leaving behind the building’s shadow as he made his way further out into the parking lot, shifting between the parked cars of the Hideout as he followed the sound of angry voices.
He paused as he came around the side of a car, his surprise at the scene in front of him making him freeze, Steve Harrington was possibly the last person he expected to see in the Hideout’s parking lot at 11pm.
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When Eddie finds omega Steve in the parking lot of the Hideout with alpha’s Billy Hargrove and Tommy Hagen, he didn’t realise just how much his world would change.Or that it would be the start of the rest of his life.
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01 Jul 2026
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Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.
“Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.
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01 Jul 2026
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When a contentious Marriage Law is passed, the Bennet sisters are among those who must face an altered world. The bachelors are coerced into offering their hands in matrimony, and the single ladies will be forced to accept them. An unwilling Elizabeth gets caught up in the circumstances.
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29 Jun 2026
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This is a summery romantic comedy featuring my favourite ensemble cast, in which Harry is confused, Draco is Draco, and Hermione attempts to eat all the things.
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28 Jun 2026
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Harry is not waiting for help to come. He spent all summer being forgotten. So he was done. He's attacked by dementors and suddenly they remember he exists? Suddenly they tell him to wait and stay put and things will be handled. Right. Because everyone had done such a good job at taking care of and handling the fucking tournament. No. Harry was done. He was done, and he was going to handle the supposed coming 'wizarding war' on his own terms.
Fuck it. And fuck anyone who gets in his way.
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- Part 26 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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25 Jun 2026
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Harry and Draco are accidentally petrified in a compromising position and this has previously unforeseen consequences to both of their lives.
A story where Harry is raised by the Malfoys with a good amount of fluff.
What starts as a ruse from Harry's side: play nice with the blond git and accept the betrothal to get out of the Dursleys ends up being the best thing that has ever happened to him.
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- Part 1 of Accident on Valentine's day
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11 Jun 2026
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Hisses get Kisses by Ira_Dunfort for cryme_anocean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2026
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Hogwarts reopens for an improved Eighth Year, inviting its oldest students back with a few notable changes: NEWTs can be chosen anew, no questions asked, and house segregation has been abolished—only to be replaced with a feline-inspired socialisation project.
This is a story about teenagers falling in love while digging deeper into the magical history of their families.
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31 May 2026
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A Different Kind Of Hero Universe by blank_book_lover
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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22 May 2026
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The Cat's Guide to Compromise by pearlyeverlasting
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995)
26 May 2020
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Elizabeth Bennet refuses to be compromised. Elizabeth Bennet suspects that Fitzwilliam Darcy is actually a feral cat in a human body. This all works surprisingly well.
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20 May 2026
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Twice as Much as an Earthquake by firethesound_HP_archive for lumosed_quill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Sep 2014
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Accidental bonding. Breaking and entering. Conspiring, however unwillingly, in the strange one-man war Malfoy's waging against detention. This isn't the normal school year Harry anticipated having, but at least it's not boring.
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18 May 2026
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Harry had never been good at living. How could anyone really expect him to be, with his upbringing? It didn’t really scream functional adult. So it wasn’t a surprise that he sucked at being a vampire. The surprise was the level of sucking.
Or, more accurate, lack thereof.
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05 May 2026
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Silver Spoon Child Eating off a Paper Plate by MellarkandArt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2026
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Set at the start of book five. The ever-busy Dumbledore is a little delayed in sending that howler to Petunia, and so when Vernon insists that Harry needs to leave the house as he's clearly a danger to the family, Harry is packed and down the road with no protest, causing the blood wards to break. The Dursleys instantly become a vulnerable target for Death Eaters, and Harry himself is snatched by a Death Eater, but it's Severus Snape and this is coming from a Severitus writer so you've likely already figured out where all of this is going.
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Snape didn’t become Harry’s guardian because he wanted to be. He did it because it was the best option they had at the time.
Snape didn’t start giving Harry Occlumency lessons because he wanted to help him. He did it because it’s what the headmaster told him to do.
Snape didn’t grow to care about Harry because he wanted to. He just did.
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03 May 2026
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When Pansy had suggested, that uniquely Slytherin smile on her face, that Harry should bring some of the animals from his accidental reptile rescue in for the kids at Draco's work – like he’d needed the reminder that Malfoy had become a respected paediatric healer on top of his unfairly good looks – he'd known it was probably a risky idea. But she'd picked her setup well, because what kind of arsehole says no to sick kids?
Or: Harry invites Draco back to Grimmauld to try to get over his fear of snakes. It somehow turns into weekly appointments for Harry to try to teach Draco Parseltongue. Lucky neither of them is nursing a ridiculous and not-very-well-hidden crush, huh?
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02 May 2026
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Wilson followed House’s gaze down to the final results—it was easy enough to read the bold, green letters upside down reading OPERABLE.
He was going to live.
There were many things he’d learned were true he’d stayed in denial about. Three of those he admitted to himself, right then and there, wham!-wham!-wham!—that he liked when House looked at him that way, that life really could begin at forty-six, and that he’d wanted to kiss his best friend since at least the dot-com crash.
Wilson kissed him.
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28 Apr 2026
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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26 Apr 2026
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Episodic crackfic: Draco Malfoy mysteriously returns to London a badass and is partnered up with a very grumpy and very gay Harry Potter.
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21 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter was abused his whole life. In the summer between 4th and 5th he finally realises the games Dumbledore has been playing with him. He decides to betray Dumbledore and join Tom riddle, the sane and arguably reformed Voldemort, whose aims in the first war were twisted and changed by insane followers and the manipulative ministry. All whilst getting resorted into the snake pit. Oh and he can’t keep his eyes of a certain blonde heir
Apologies if it isn’t that good, this is my first time writing a fic 😅
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20 Apr 2026
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When Harry finds himself on the wrong end of a dare from Seamus, he and Malfoy are stuck in a game where they have to fake a romantic relationship until either one of them backs out.
It goes about as smoothly as you'd think it would.
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18 Apr 2026
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Time of Need by sunshine (sunshinepiveh)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 Oct 2014
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Spock's pon farr comes early due to the destruction of Vulcan. Nyota is unable to cope with the stark brutality she finds as reaility hits home. The captain will have to take necessary actions.
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24 Mar 2026
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“Oh, don’t worry. I love being surrounded by teenage girls…” he said, surprising even himself. Did he just use sarcasm?
Amy raised her eyebrows and stepped closer so he could get a better look at her. Her eyes were green. Green… He liked green. Green was pretty.
“Well, like any teenage boy,” she said dryly, clearly joking.
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Sheldon Cooper believed in multiple universes. Is it possible that in one of them he met Amy Farrah Fowler much earlier?Bookmarked by Read2muchficoops2amnow
22 Mar 2026