RawLiverAndCigarettes
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Boundless by RawLiverAndCigarettes
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
13 Jun 2025
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After thousands of years of slow withering, Ganondorf conjures a mirage and returns to the surface for the very first time.
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It is 2166CE when Voice-Dalatrass Tschastarissi finally dies, rearing the Salarian Union awake from the passive slumber of her decades-old regime. But while the iron-willed dalatrass Linron plots her route to power with the aid of a reluctant turian diplomat assisting from the shadows, her daughter Jurlan loses herself to the past, uncovering dormant truths that may better stay untouched —and several stars away, two asari sisters pressured by money and haunted by false-starts must decide whether to let their ambition threaten far more than their lives alone.
This is a story about the empires that cling on.
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The Empire of Preys is part 2 of the Halfway Homes series. It is both a prequel and sequel to Halfway Home, but can also be enjoyed as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Halfway Homes
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An Aria for Pigs by RawLiverAndCigarettes
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
27 Oct 2024
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The Hero of Time is nowhere to be found. The princess of a doomed kingdom takes matters into her own hands.
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Tearing himself off a broken seal, Ganondorf discovers his homeland disfigured by an endless sea —and a stranger calling it home willing to help.
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Vessels by RawLiverAndCigarettes
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
03 Oct 2024
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In the eternal dusk of the Blood Moon, the fallen king of Hyrule clings to the only future he knows won't fail him.
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Unhallowed Vespers by RawLiverAndCigarettes
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
18 Oct 2023
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There are prayers that the gods cannot hear.
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PROBING URANUS : The Intrepid Space Explorer's Guide to Safe and Satisfying Sex with Alien Species by crapeaucrapeau
Fandoms: Mass Effect
27 Jun 2026
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[This document is the full transcript of a series of short educational videos on sexual intercourse with non-humans. It was produced by the Systems Alliance Navy in 2163, in association with the Salarian Union. The host of the program, Doctor S., M.D., was a young salarian doctor who had actually volunteered for the opportunity. When asked for his reasons, his reply was, "No interest in recreational sexual activity myself - but eager to share knowledge. Benefits obvious : debunking of common falsehoods, improvement of interpersonal relationships, furthering mutual understanding across the galaxy with successful stress relief. Also less STDs. Education conducive to better choices - less discharge to clean up."]
Bookmarked by RawLiverAndCigarettes
26 Feb 2026
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The Legend of Trauma: Age of Imperialism by IllusionOfDeath
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
18 Nov 2025
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Considering the stories and contexts of all four Wild-era Zelda games, this essay argues that Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment continues the Zelda series' long history of subtly pro-imperialist narratives.
Bookmarked by RawLiverAndCigarettes
27 Nov 2025
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Against Nature by waterglider for haloburns
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
14 Jun 2025
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Outside his home, Ganondorf finds a baby moldorm and decides to keep it as a pet.
Written for Legend of Link Fic Fight 2025, using @haloburns's prompt: "Before Ganon was the Demon King, he was a boy."
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- Part 2 of Legend of Link Fic Fight Prompts
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- English
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- 3,157
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Bookmarked by RawLiverAndCigarettes
15 Nov 2025
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Between the Teeth by spitecentral
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
15 Aug 2025
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Sonia had asked Rauru, once, what would happen if someone possessed two Secret Stones. She has her answer, now.
Or: Ganondorf kills Rauru instead of Sonia. She does not take it well.
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- Part 1 of Sonia Snaps
Bookmarked by RawLiverAndCigarettes
15 Aug 2025
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A Voice From the Desert by The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2026
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To bridge the divide between Hyrule and the Gerudo, Zelda launches the Letters of Unity Initiative – a correspondence program meant to foster understanding. She never expects to become captivated by an anonymous and infuriatingly clever "voice from the desert" who challenges her in ways no one else dares.
Ganondorf joins the initiative to spite Hyrule and mock the fool who dares write to him. But instead of a dull-witted scribe, his mysterious correspondent is sharp-tongued and insightful, drawing him into an irresistible battle of wits.
While Zelda and Ganondorf become bitter rivals, clashing in an escalating war of aggravation, neither suspects that the adversary they cannot stand is the same person whose letters they secretly cherish. But as their words draw them closer, hiding the truth becomes harder, especially when Ganondorf realizes he’s falling for two women at once: the fiery princess who refuses to yield and the stranger who knows his heart better than anyone.
When an ancient enemy stirs in the shadows, threatening the fragile peace they’ve fought to protect, the bond they’ve forged in secret may be the only thing strong enough to save their world – if they don’t tear each other apart, first.
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- Part 1 of A Voice From the Desert
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Bookmarked by RawLiverAndCigarettes
12 Mar 2025