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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Roronoa Zoro is incapable of staying in one place, and it falls to Sanji to keep track of him. If only he would stop wandering off at the worst times.

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    Zoro keeps getting lost. Sanji keeps finding him.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    15 Jun 2026

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    It’s not a haunting if the person’s body is still alive, right? It’s not quite possession if Sanji’s still in charge of his own. If it was done, it can be undone. This is some kind of nightmare; Sanji just has to wake up. Sanji looks down at Zoro’s still, sleeping body and tells himself all of those things are true.
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    Zoro and Sanji have to learn to occupy the same body — and figure out how to get Zoro back into his own.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    In a large bowl, beat a cup of heavy cream with a tablespoon of powdered sugar and a dash of vanilla until stiff peaks form.
    "Stiff peaks?” Zoro mutters, frowning, flipping the page back and forth. The Going Merry lilts gently beneath his feet. “What the hell are stiff peaks?”

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    Sanji eats like a line cook. Zoro learns the uses for tenderness.

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    13 Jun 2026