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Banished from Tav’s good graces for being insufferable, Gale and Astarion drown their sorrows, play dress-up, and discover that maybe they weren’t competing for Tav's heart so much as auditioning for each other’s. Left unsupervised, they discover that silence really is golden, lace really does flatter everyone, and love really can be this stupid.
Reasonably Canon-Compliant for Act 2 - as usual, I bend some spellcasting rules.
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- Part 1 of Shifting Perspectives
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04 Jul 2026
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eat me, drink me by ambrosius_wyllt, wick_de_la_vela
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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'“Uh, hi. Martin, right?” Harry asked. He looked nervous, but excited, like an overeager schoolboy. “I mean, I know that’s not your real name. Do you have a real name?”
“Yes,” said the Smoker. An enigmatic smile played across his full, pouty lips.
“Oh!” Harry perked up considerably. “Will you tell me what it is?”
“No,” said the Smoker. His smile now teetered dangerously toward genuine.'
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Harry decides that in order to reach a definitive conclusion on his latest thought project, he needs to *experiment*. Luckily, Martinaise's very own Smoker on the Balcony is up for the challenge.
Kim feels absolutely nothing about this turn of events.
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IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS AND THINK YOU'VE READ IT BEFORE, I ADDED TWO MORE CHAPTERS TO THE END WHERE THEY ACTUALLY BANG.MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY KWANZAA ETCETERA
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30 May 2026
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Somebody has been spiking drinks along Boogie Street in an attempt to make quick Reál by mugging their unconscious victims. However, when a batch of drugs turns sour and causes three casualties, it's up to two of the 41st's most *geriatric* Detectives to hit the strip *undercover*.
One: HARRY DU BOIS; newly sober and *itching* to bust moves a good two decades out of date.
Two: KIM KITSURAGI; self-proclaimed 'spoiled sport' and more cop than man.Oh, and there's an extra spanner in the works. The Detectives seem to have had a *COLOSSAL* falling out two days prior that has rendered them... Not on the best of terms. What could possibly go wrong?
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02 May 2026
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You shake your head to drown out the voices and immediately regret it. Harry’s whimpers and labored breathing suddenly sound far away, as if under the icy waters of the Insulindic. Your vision starts to go black. You’re passing out.
Nononono. God no. God no. Stay awake. Stay awake for him.
--Kim grapples with his injuries, unresolved trauma, and some revelatory feelings while patching Harry up in the wake of the mercenary tribunal.
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17 Apr 2026
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people like to kill the little things by windburnt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 May 2024
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Jaskier is caught in a very familiar position when the mage curses him: in bed with a woman, his dark hair mussed and messy, his cheeks flushed deep red. The woman sits across from him in a similar state of disrepair, blinking dully up at her husband.
Or: Jaskier is cursed, shrunken to the size of a doll. Geralt protects the small bard as they track down the mage who did it. Jaskier does not make this easy (some of which is his fault; most of which is not).
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26 Nov 2024