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    “This is just crazy,” J.J. said. “Give me that, Pike, I’ve got one he absolutely can’t pass.”

    “Oh, so you’re saying it’s my fault?” Hayden asked.

    “Skill issue.” J.J. paused. “Ok. Pedro Pascal.” His voice was smug. 

    A long silence stretched while Shane Hollander looked at the camera, seemingly deciding whether it was worth it to lie.

    “No!” J.J. said, horrified. 

    “Pass… I—What?”

    “The entire internet wants to fuck this man!”

    “Okay?!” Shane Hollander said, throwing his arms out. “I don’t know what to tell you!”

    “Jesus Christ, okay.” Hayden shuffled behind the camera. “Ilya Rozanov.”

    A flush bloomed across Shane Hollander’s freckled face, intensifying so fast it looked like his face was on fire. 

    “Uhm.” He pressed his lips together before his shoulders dropped in resignation. “Smash.”

    Or: A clip of Shane Hollander playing smash or pass goes viral and Ilya wants to eat him alive.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    A home for all my little head canons and ficlets from Threads, because I don’t trust the platform’s AI not to nuke my account someday. Each chapter is a standalone piece and none are related unless otherwise stated in the chapter notes. Also, they’re in no particular order and topics may vary. Mind the tags as new snippets are added, please and thank you.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    The one where Ilya assumes Shane will sit politely in the audience, and Shane turns an NHL television special into a high-stakes, highly strategic ambush.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    In a world without idiots who would send birthday videos on FanMail without checking the goddamn background: Shane and Ilya come out on their terms, on the world stage, after Team Canada wins the Gold at the 2022 Winter Olympics not in order to spite Scott Hunter, why would you even suggest that?.

    And they’re just blissfully smitten and deliriously happy despite/defiantly-and-revelrously-slotted-right-alongside the ignorant reporters, the public reactions (not least—okay fine—Scott Hunter’s), the social media campaigns, exotic co-optings of chocolate muffins for impure applications, teammates who are really and truly family, and way too many Olympic-branded condoms.

    Way, way too many.

    Plus, also: allllll the previously-forbidden sexual manoeuvrings—they’re absolutely fucking blissful for the restoration of those, in full.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
    Watching fans who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨

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    Sometimes it hurts to remember just how good at hockey Shane Hollander actually is.

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