QPOkip
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Red and Blue cause some havoc at blackrock castle so Cruel King has gay sex with their uncle and Mayor Thaniel joins in by QPOkip
Fandoms: Block Tales (Roblox)
04 May 2026
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red and blue break a bunch of cruel king's things so he gets freaky with their uncle and mayor thaniel joins in
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sexyman by QPOkip
Fandoms: No Straight Roads (Video Game), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
28 Oct 2025
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purl-hew steals zimelus cheetos so zimbabwe kills him and turns into an emo werewolf
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“It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”
Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”
“No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.
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Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.
sequel to Volume 1
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- Part 7 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 2 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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27 Jul 2026
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This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU) by AquaKirby, caret, Rexila
Fandom Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
22 Jun 2026
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Originally started by Rexila but caret and AquaKirby are machines who cannot and will not be stopped (<3)
This series includes the main volumes AND side stories AND extra bits related to the AU. Also, be sure to check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people and select side-entries here!
If you want just the Main Volumes, no extras or side stories, then you'll want this Main Volume-only series.
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27 Jul 2026
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This Belongs In A Museum! (Volume One) by Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Clock 0ut
24 Feb 2024
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"I think you’re missing what Curator wanted out of you. You managed to walk out of her museum with something you shouldn’t have, and I suspect hiring you was more about giving you motive not to do that again than anything else.”
Stanley considered this, and concluded: “You’re just mad she dragged you back to work, aren’t you?”
Narrator said, “Curator is paying us both very generously,” and that seemed to be addressed to himself as much as it was to Stanley.
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If you have super powers, why not don a mask and cause some trouble?
Unfortunately, Stanley robbed the wrong museum, and now he's being put to work in the 'Special Acquisitions' department, stealing objects of great importance or power from private collectors and bringing them back to the safety and security of his new employer's museum.Narrator has been trying to quit this type of work for years now, and yet, here he is. He's here to support and train the reckless new agent, and good god he already needs a raise.
(Despite it all, Mariella is still here.)
Series
- Part 1 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 1 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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- English
- Words:
- 119,844
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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26 Jul 2026
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“There, there,” The Narrator patted Stanley’s back, but the man pulled away.
“Don’t touch me, I’m so gross right now.”
"Not anymore than usual, Stanley. Everything coming out of you was already inside.”
This seemed to make Stanley even more unhappy.
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Or, Stanley gets sick, and The Narrator can't do anything about it.
Part of a series, but can be read on it's own!
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- Part 8 of Mutual Symbiosis
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26 Jul 2026
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There are three things Katana has learned in his 43 years of living:
Firstly, passionate inphernals will only burn for their passion. More often than not, they cannot be reasoned with.
Secondly, if the wind is right, it takes only one spark to burn the forest and its fauna.
And lastly, akin to morels that attest to a forest fire, his scars attest to what love has done to him; may it never belong to him again.
...Quite a harsh way to put it, but life did not spare him from its harshness. He did not mind. He was better off working alone anyway.
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When Katana finally looked down to see what he presumed was beneath him.
...Mushrooms?
— [Otherwise: a slice-of-life katana-centered (and mushroom-centered) comedy fic at heart! Always updates every Sunday :D]
╰┈➤ CHAPTER 6+7 (heh) OUT WITHIN MAY 20-23Bookmarked by QPOkip
23 Jun 2026