Pyrite_Alchemist
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The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.
The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.
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OR: Ranboo is having a very tough time and meets a human while in a humans are space orcs AU with Tommy as a human who is in spaceThis is an alliumduo fic but Ranboo and Tommy both form bonds with 3/4 SBI + Tubbo.
This is rated Teen for swearing, graphic depictions of violence, death, and other heavy topics such as kidnapping, so please heed the tags (this shouldn't need to be said but there is no sexual or romantic content in this fic).
HORRENDOUSLY SLOW UPDATES.
(ignore how many times i've edited the summary i'm horrifically indecisive)
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- Part 1 of Remnants of The People that Were
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14 Jun 2026
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“Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
Well, except for one.
“You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
“Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
“Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
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- Part 1 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
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07 Jun 2026
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Five Times Tommy Was an Anomaly and One Time He Wasn't by teeth_eater
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2021
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Tommy Innit is a very normal kid. He has friends, a warm bed to sleep in at night, and three square meals a day.
The only odd thing about him is that he has been sorta-kinda adopted into a family of space-traveling aliens. Oh, and the fact that humans are seen as the boogeymen of space. He's doing his best to prove to his crew that humans aren't that weird, but maybe they kind of have a point.
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- Part 2 of Human Error
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06 Jun 2026
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Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?
“Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.
“Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.
(Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))
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05 Jun 2026
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co-host (n.) by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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The first video they film together goes like this:
Avery forgets his intro four times because Derek keeps looking at him like that. Derek is completely, infuriatingly, unflappably calm in the way of someone who has stared into the face of eldritch horror and found a Minecraft camera comparatively manageable. They argue about biscuits on camera. Derek says this is nice in a tone of mild surprise and four seconds of footage gets clipped forty thousand times.Avery wakes up the next morning to a subscriber count that has done something vertical. Derek is already reading the comments. He is being smug about this. He is calling it pleased. These are the same thing.
(a fic about filming, the mark on the wall, grain direction, and the particular joy of introducing someone you love to forty-seven thousand strangers who were always going to love them too.)
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- Part 6 of something that exists now
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24 May 2026