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By Steel, By Star, By Heart by bonchan
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jun 2026
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After the Battle of the Five Armies, Thranduil sent Legolas north for a different reason.
"Find him. Teach him. Judge him. If the line of Isildur shall rise again, let it rise under the eyes of the Woodland Realm. See whether the young man seeks a crown, or whether he might make amends." -
The Sea-Serpent's Kiss by lavenderlover
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), Lord of the Rings - Fandom
30 Apr 2026
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"Just… name your price," Boromir sneered. "And speak plainly, pirate scum."
"My price, hm?" Azgaran reached out with a dreadful, casual possession, to catch a handful of Boromir's sweat-damped hair. "Well, it is a very specific one, if you must know. And it is not for gold. 'The vial is to be filled—to the very stopper—with the fresh spend of the Steward's second son. Extracted and delivered by his own spoiled hand'."
Boromir stared, his mind refusing to parse the words, to assemble them into a concept that could be understood. It was nonsense. A vile, obscene joke. "You… are mad," Boromir breathed.
"Am I?" Azgaran's calloused thumb stroked across the pulse hammering at the base of Boromir's jaw. "Then your brother must be mad, also. Since he agreed to the terms not an hour ago."
OR, the story of how Boromir is captured by a group of extremely sexy, extremely depraved pirates, and the ransom they demand in exchange for his freedom is a copious amount of Faramir's cum. Yeah, seriously. Psychosexual torture, innuendos aplenty, erotic humiliation, and gay awakening(s) ensue. Porn-with-porny-plot; crack treated (mostly) seriously. Did I mention sexy pirates?
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The Things We Had to Suffer by Mister Rose (MrRose)
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 Jun 2026
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Time was running out. Penelope and Telemachus stalled, finding new excuses to not marry, building new shields against the abuses the Suitors always wanted to inflict upon them. Mother and son, both smart and stubborn, were a team. They stayed together, fought together. Soft power was their forte in the hell the King left behind, and they must win. The Prince followed the Queen’s orders, and the Prince was her most trusted, loyal confidant.
…Mostly. Sometimes, they kept their own secrets. Because it would hurt each other, to learn just how far they’ve both gone to protect one another.
But Odysseus has arrived home, after his own waiting; and with it, comes the time to come clean, about what really happened at the hands of the Suitors.
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The Entire Ithacan Royal family’s been threatened and/or abused with sexual violence for at least seven years - and really need a group hug about it.
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13 May 2026
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FSYSKSROS FUCKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS SO GOOD. HAIL MARY AND BLESS THIS AUTHOR ITS SO GOOD. HGGHHHUGHHHHHGHGHHHHHH SO GOOD
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The use of Veritaserum at Draco's trial accidentally uncovers a lifetime of horrific abuse.
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01 Apr 2025
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3! This one’s fucked up as all hell, but written beautifully
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Aelwyn pointed her fork at her and scrunched her nose. “The Seacaster boy? Really, Adaine, I can’t imagine you tumbling around with those martial classes,” she said in a tone that said she absolutely could imagine Adaine in that situation. “I really don’t understand how you can be so entertained by him. He’s dreadfully obtuse.”
Adaine clenched her hand into a fist and debated how long she would be grounded for if she stabbed her sister. “He’s––” Kind, wonderful, brave, awesome. Arianwen leveled a heavy look at her. This was a test, then. “Useful. Nicer than you anyway. We study together.”
The jab meant nothing, no one in her family had ever been nice, as far as Adaine knew. But Mother’s lip twitched, not into a smile, never a smile for Adaine, but pleased enough for Adaine to know she passed.
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or. Hallariel Seacaster invites the only other Fallinese family in Elmville for Saturday afternoon tea. This changes everything.
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09 Apr 2025
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UGHHHHGHAHASUAVSJDBXJDBCN IM GOING ACTIVLEY INSANE. YOU DOTN UNDERSTAND. ACTUVLEY INSANE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT. ITS JUST LIKE. PAIN. You know when your in the mood for some suicidal Tony Stark fics and you have to go search through a fuck ton of fics to try and find the pressure on your chest, lungs, head, heart that your looking for? That’s this fic I just KANSKDJDID FUCKING KILL ME NOW IM SO NOT OKAY HAVE YOU SEEN THEM I’m gojng to kill mysf gang Jesus fuck
anyway. Chapter 15! Authors hoping to update about every month