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Alfred Jones is as poor as they get, living homeless on the streets. He is the type of man that high-paid businessman Arthur Kirkland would never spare a passing glance, but that's about to change. USUK
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Arthur is forced by his parents to leave home and attend university in America. Even worse, he must join the overly masculine fraternity 'Mu Alpha Nu'. Too bad he already knows he would never fit in with those frat barbarians... Or will he? UKUS
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"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot
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Alfred is 10 years old and loves being outside because it makes him feel happy and free. He would never give it up for anything... But that might change once he catches a green eyed boy staring at him from a house across the street. USUK children AU.
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My gift for the 2014 USUK Secret Santa. The prompt was 'Secret Service!AU where Arthur is the voice telling agent!Alfred what to do but Alfred has never seen him before'.
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Vincent invites Alastor out to dinner, where they assume no funny business will take place. But clearly, they’re both lying, since there are no plans on returning to their illegal activities in the near future, meaning it’s just an excuse to satisfy their badly hidden sexual desires.
In other words, Alastor watches Vincent eat oysters and gets turned on, and lets Vincent eat him out.
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Vox has a new machine. The plan has been to lean back and watch it in action, maybe with one of Val's actors. Unfortunately, curiosity got the better of him and he finds himself in quite a nerve-wracking situation, tied to the device himself when an unexpected guest arrives.
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- Part 1 of Vox Humiliation Week
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Vincent Whittman has money, power, success. But when Alastor walks into his office to buy his own radio station, he learns things about himself that he never knew.
Or, the one in which Alastor demands dominance and Vincent complies.
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Serial killer duo Vincent and Alastor crash at Vincent's house after a kill where they get very very drunk and Al discovers how stupidly ticklish his business partner is. Then a lot of tickling happens.
warning for alcohol, pinning, mentions of murder and blood and corpses, all canon typical stuff.
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- Part 1 of You're Never Fully Heard Without A Laugh
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Alastor has nothing to do for Valentine's Day, so he makes things entertaining by finding a certain TV demon and hosting a special broadcast to celebrate!