PrincipalityofOldHags
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it was raining in boston by PrincipalityofOldHags
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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Ilya is wallowing after getting back from Montreal, when there's a knock at his door. Shane Hollander is here, and probably definitely going to break up with him for real.
or: alternate version where shane flew to boston after his convo with rose, instead of waiting for the all-star game
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angel, she calls me by PrincipalityofOldHags
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jan 2023
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Gideon doesn't have a lot of rules. Don't blow smoke in her face, don't pick up girls too drunk for anything to count as consent, and don't break into her apartment when she had specifically asked you not to.
Harrow doesn't like that last one.
They shower together over it because healthy communication is for people with good childhoods.
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A Very Loud Tent at Woodstock by PrincipalityofOldHags
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley are on something of a vacation and have found themselves rocking up at Woodstock, 1969. But it seems like they may never leave their tent.
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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07 Jun 2026
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“I like it,” he says weakly. “I like it, I like you holding me like this.”
“Like what?”
“Like you own me.”
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or; They're falling in love. They can't have it, even if they can have each other, just for a little while.Series
- Part 1 of Мой сладкий мальчик
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Bookmarked by PrincipalityofOldHags
27 Mar 2026
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holy shit this is the hottest thing i have ever read. wtf
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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12 Feb 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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Bookmarked by PrincipalityofOldHags
16 Jan 2026
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lovely fic-- language shapes personalty in some ways, love ilya in this