Princip1914
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Irving Bailiff keeps having a dream that he is loved.
He cannot explain it. It is a feeling rather than a setting. The love is new but the setting is always the same, has been the same for years. Long white corridors which twist at impossible angles into other long white corridors. The severed floor he assumes, although he has never been there.
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The Joy of Retirement by Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2022
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Sometimes retirement for celestial and occult entities means a quaint cottage with heated floors and built-in bookcases and afternoon tea taken in the flourishing garden while the smell of the sea wafts over on the breeze. This is not that kind of retirement.
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Literally and Metaphorically (A Feast for Colin Robinson) by Princip1914
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Nov 2021
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What if Nandor and Guillermo had sex...and it was excruciatingly awkward afterwards.
Featuring canon typical gore, mocumentary style narrative, Lazslo's extensive collection of erotic paraphernalia, jokes about Ikea, the dreaded Chore Wheel, musings about the nature of love and pain, and footnotes.
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“Warlock,” the severe woman asked, straightening the child’s jacket. “What’s the reason for the season?”
The little boy's eyes lit up. “Gifs” he cried, jumping up and down. “Gifs, gifs, gifs, gifs.” Somewhere at the back of the line, another child started wailing. A little girl waiting behind them, fresh from holiday pictures in a red and green tartan sweater, turned to her mother and said, “but why can’t I open my presents now. I want them now.” The severe woman’s purple painted lips curled into a smile. Behind her sunglasses, one got the impression that her eyes were smiling too. It was not a very nice smile.
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The Fruit of Knowledge by Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2020
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“What do you mean it’s on trial?” Aziraphale spluttered. “Books can’t go to court.”
“Of course they can! And this one--” Crowley took his sunglasses off to wink at Aziraphale. “Most titillating text of the century. It’s harmful to the public good is what it is!”
“What nonsense,” Aziraphale frowned. “Books aren’t harmful.”
OR: In which Madame Bovary sparks some uncomfortable angelic introspection.
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Summer of 1969 Road Trip by Princip1914
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 May 2020
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Hawkeye has never been in big-L love, or so he thinks. Then BJ walks into his life, and Hawkeye finds out that sort of thing is messy, dangerous, and painful—exactly like everything else about the war. And that’s before BJ makes some declarations of his own.
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29 Jun 2026
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“It’s not the military stuff I mind,” Hawkeye says, dreamy again. In this moment, he is naked and profane and more beautiful than BJ could have imagined, at one time.
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27 Jun 2026
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Hawkeye has known BJ to be insecure about many things—his wife, his time away from his family, and, on the rare occasion, his skills as a surgeon.
Tonight while reeking of booze and crying himself dry, BJ admits to one more insecurity that takes Hawkeye by surprise.
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25 Jun 2026
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“What are we playing for? Money? Pride?” Hawkeye toyed with a pawn, running his thumb over the smooth marble head. “Pawn to c3.”
“Let's play for a favor.”
That gave him pause, because BJ had a psyche more labyrinthine than the New York City sewer system, and Hawkeye had wound up on the receiving end of it on more than one unfortunate occasion—enough to make him cautious about nebulous wagers.
“What kind of favor?”
“Any kind. One ask, one ‘yes.’”
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In the months after the end of the war, Hawkeye and BJ begin a game of phone-based correspondence chess. The stakes are simple: whoever wins earns a favor from the other. Hawkeye is willing to take those odds. After all, it's not like BJ would come to Maine to collect, right?
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14 Jun 2026
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“Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you shouldn’t?”
The tell tale creak of Hawkeye’s bunk as he sat down. “I have. All the time.” Hawkeye paused. “Listen, it’s normal. Especially under stress and when you’re hurting for human contact.”
“Yeah,” BJ acquiesced, still not looking across the tent at him. “I guess you’re right.”
“Who is it, Beej?”Bookmarked by Princip1914
11 Jun 2026