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  1. Rec *

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Michael Afton watches, watches, watches. He watches Abby's elementary school, he watches the Schmidt's daily routines, he watches Mike get eaten out by his friend. It's the last one that he has a specific problem with.

    aka

    t4t mikecest fic

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Rec *

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    College life isn't easy for poor Robert Robertson, so he finds some stress relief on pointless dating apps to recover from a massive upcoming burnout.

    Only to find out the guy he hooked up with is long-term friends with his new buddies and they all share the same friend group. Go figure.

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    12 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    VERY GOOD SLOWBURN!!

  4. Rec 63

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    Robert and Flambae keep (most of) their beef out of the office and settle their scores somewhere else. They've chosen the bedroom.

    Porn without plot. It gets right into the sex.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    trans robbert🤤💛

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    Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.

    "You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.

    "Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.

    "Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.

     

    or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.

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    06 Dec 2025