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    *This story is a stand-alone story, all stories in this series are stand-alones*

    He was three steps away when he heard it.

    "—and how is that even POSSIBLE?" He recognized the voice immediately. Tim. And he sounded... not good.

    Jason should have left. Should have just aborted the mission and come back another time when Tim wasn't around. That was the smart play. The tactical play. But curiosity was a bitch, and Jason found himself moving toward the sound instead of away from it. He peered around the doorframe and saw Tim in his office, pacing like a caged animal with at least five empty coffee cups scattered across his desk. The kid looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Maybe longer.

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

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    "I’m sorry, you want me to fill up your bike?” Nell asks the fucking Red Hood.

    “Well, it’s still illegal to do it myself, ain’t it?” he says, picking up and immediately discarding each individual packet of gum next to the register. Nell wants to ask if he’s joking, but she’s also fully aware he could snap her like a pocky stick.

     

    Even crime lords and vigilantes need a full tank of gas.

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    “So, you remember the plan, right?” Matt whispered. The sirens in the distance picked up, the sounds of the police officers on foot growing louder.

    “You’re blind and I’m just a scared teenager,” Peter said back, nodding. “Got it.”

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    “Oh, my GOD,” Karen said.

    Peter blinked at her. Karen blinked at him, mouth hanging open. Matt sighed, and said, “Peter. Mask.”

    Said mask was still in the kitchen, where Foggy had wrestled it off of the young vigilante earlier, armed with disinfectant and cotton buds and a vicious need to nurture dumbass super-humans.

    Peter sank low on his haunches, until only his huge eyes and fluffy hair could be seen over the top of the couch. “Whoopsie.”

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    From the ground, Tony squints at Thanos and the young heroes the villain is chasing through the city. “Are they…” Tony begins.

    Steve, being lifted onto a gurney by starstruck paramedics, laughs a little. “Leading the man who almost destroyed the Earth in a wild goose chase?” In the sky, Johnny Storm sticks his tongue out at Thanos, ducking and weaving out of the villain’s grasp. “Yeah. I think they are.”

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