PraiseThePadaBooty
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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Stede Bonnet takes his daughter to Coachella for a meet and greet with her favorite boyband. He flirts with a young, mysterious stranger, only to find out that he is a member of that very same boyband. Stede is much too old and boring to date as massive of a celebrity as Edward Teach.
Isn't he?
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22 Apr 2026
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Stede likes sharing food with his new friend Ed. Bringing him treats and new indulgences to try. He likes it a lot.
Maybe too much?
Fuck.
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05 Apr 2026
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Come With Me and Escape by mossylog5 for arsenicflame
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne...
Well. lied about the rain, who likes that shite? Rest is true though; Bi M, 48, seeking something... different. Ever feel like you’re just treading water, waiting to drown? Me too. Must: like me in a leather skirt, finds a touch of instability endearing. Short-term fun, something more? Drop me a line.
You've heard the song, you get the gist: Izzy responds to a Craigslist ad.
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It's the 1890s and Lucius Spriggs answers an advertisement seeking an artist who's comfortable with the erotic.
It leads him to sex toy inventors Stede and Ed, who need visuals to sell the vibrator they've created. They also need a test subject to try it out, and Lucius is very willing to help.
Series
- Part 3 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
- Part 1 of Bonnet & Teach's Fantastic Inventions