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Kushina’s body was made for the Kyuubi; Mito had shaped Kushina’s soul to hold it captive and the prison built into her body, into her chakra, into her spirit, remembered it’s captive. She screamed with it, in grief, in pain, in rage.
Mito had told her it was okay to be angry, that it was normal to be filled with fury, but that you could not let it control you. Let it drive you but use it, do not let it use you. Kushina was filled with frothing fury but she had learned how to use it.
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Raw strength and intelligence were not what made a good leader, not even a shinobi leader. Sarutobi ran down his list of possible successors looking for someone with something more, someone with drive, with passion
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Sequel and some side stories to 'The Merciless Current (dragging you down and down and down)' from other points of view.
Kakashi was used to losing people. He was not used to getting them back. And the feral surviving Sakura he gets back is not the same little nearly-civilian Haruno Sakura he lost but he's damned happy to have her back regardless.
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- Part 4 of Dark Waters
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Team Seven explores an old hideout of Orochimaru and gets sex pollen'd. Sakura thinks that's a perfectly valid reason to do a death-match with Kakashi and Naruto takes the opportunity to grab the other two members of Team Seven who are so repressed they have no immunity.
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Sasuke kills Orochimaru on a cold spring day and plots and machinations come to a head as the dominoes start falling. Sakura grabs her friends, her partners, and her battle-axe with both hands and tries to keep them alive as everything starts to fall in place.
There may be casualties.
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The Merciless Current (dragging you down and down and down) by Pleasedial123
Fandoms: Naruto
11 Apr 2021
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Haruno Sakura is adrift, pulled by currents she could never have imagined. Momochi Zabuza saved her from Gato and his thugs, but he may have plunged her into something worse; the Bloody Mist.
AU ending of The Ocean is Dark and Deep. Must read before this one or it won't make sense. Diverges after Chapter 10.
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- Part 3 of Dark Waters
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Modern AU. Sakura is born to the Haruno Banking Company, notorious bank for the Senju Yakuza. With her parent's demise and her arranged husband's death, Sakura catches the attention of Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama.
She becomes their PA as they run their crime empire. And she might be more than just a pretty face, ruthless and cunning, but she really does have a pretty face and it catches it's fair share of attention.
Sakura is just trying to keep her head down and stay under the radar. But if they force her to look up, she's going to keep her chin up and not back-down. She's Haruno fucking Sakura and she bows to no one.
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A Series of Sexy Occurrences With Which Sakura Makes the Most of by Pleasedial123
Fandom Naruto
18 Apr 2021
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(REWORKED)
Sakura has the worst luck. Or the best. It could be seen either way.All she knows is she keeps running across smoking hot men and having smoking hot sex and she's quite okay with that. Although, it does bring troubles with it. If she had known how much trouble fantastic sex would be she would have...well maybe she would have done everything the same.
Love hotels, cage fights, undercover missions, and dark secrets are some of the least of it.
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A different Team Seven, in which Kakashi becomes a teacher and everything changes.
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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Secret Identities 4 Dummies by Honorable_mention
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
07 Dec 2022
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“Jesus, kid, has no one taught you how to handle a gun?”
Peter’s back stiffened. Of all the stupid things his self-destructive CI could have said, that right there took the cake for peak stupidity. Never, and I mean never, make fun of the person pointing a gun at your fleshy organs.
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Or five times Neal definitely shouldn't have known how to do that and one time it started to make more senseSeries
- Part 1 of Secret Identities 4 Dummies
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Dick the newest traffic cop on the block in Gotham must have balls of steel. Or the day that Batman got a parking ticket, Catwoman got away and Dick got scarred for life not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 2 of Suffering Lite TM
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Unlikely Rescuers by hannnom
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV)
12 Jul 2022
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Richie: “Since Brucie is unavailable most of the time, it’s a much faster solution to kidnap me than to wait for the next charity gala.”
“I can imagine that a man as rich as your father is probably very busy running his company,” the kidnapper acquiesced.
“Oh, not at all. Timmy runs the company. Bruce just gets lost a lot.”
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- Part 5 of Penguins in the White Collar
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“Yes,” Bruce grunted, and it was only because Dick had known Bruce for so many years that he could tell just how pained the other man was. “He has agreed to work with us to be a double agent under one condition,” Uh oh.
“I’m guessing that condition involves me, typical,” Dick sighed.
“Yes,” Bruce said and then there was a moment of silence. “He wants you to sit in his lap for the briefing meeting,” Dick blinked in surprise. That was better than having to be his apprentice again for a week or something like that.
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