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• The Wurst Dildo by 1coco_aph, Picorii

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

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  04 Jul 2026

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  • Germany & North Italy (Hetalia)
  • Germany (Hetalia)
  • North Italy (Hetalia)
  • Food Sex
  • Food Porn
  • Germany is Named Ludwig Beilschmidt (Hetalia)
  • Smut
  • Shameless Smut
  • Crack
  • Food Kink
  • Masturbation
  • Dildos
  • ludwig beilschmidt REALLY likes wurst
  • like a lot
  • Food Play
  • Sitophilia
  • crackfic
  • Food Masturbation
  • Self-Lubrication
  • Bratwurst
  • sausage
  • improper use of sausage
  • germany loves sausage
  • sausage play
  • Satire
  • North Italy is Named Feliciano Vargas (Hetalia)
  • Embarrassment
  • Walking in on Someone
  • Grease lube
  • Improper use of bratwurst

  Summary

  Ludwig Beilschmidt awoke one day thinking about wurst. “Damn I wish I had some wurst right now.” He thought to himself.

   

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  (THIS FIC IS SATIRE, NEITHER OF THE AUTHORS ACTUALLY LIKE FOOD PORN 😭)

  Language:

  English

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