Phantom531
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- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (21)
- House M.D. (2)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (2)
- The Last of Us (Video Games) (1)
- The Last of Us (TV) (1)
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The Last Of Me by Phantom531
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
10 Apr 2026
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Izzy has been searching for his ex-husband since the outbreak. Alone. But he saves a stranger from a Clicker and realizes how alone he's been.
For Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 prompts Masturbation and Camping
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Between Red Flags and The Innkeeper. Izzy sits with Ed while the crew try to save the ship, and reflects upon Edward and struggles to accept Ed is gone.
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- English
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- 1,899
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- 1/1
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Izzy Hands has been hiding that he is a selkie since Hornigold stole his seal skin and kept him captive on his ship for years. He was able to get it back, but at terrible cost.
When Edward had retired with Stede, Izzy sailed on with the crew.
Then, six months later, Stede Bonnet reappears, without Ed, and hiding secrets of his own.
For Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 prompts MERFOLK and STAY
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Somewhere on the airwaves, a pirate radioshow is playing...
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New at his office job, Stede hears tapping on the other side of the wall...
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Blitz tries to take Stolas out to dinner, and things sure do happen!
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Bookmarked by Phantom531
03 Jun 2026
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afterimage: a usually visual sensation occurring after stimulation by its external cause has ceased; a lasting memory or mental image of something
Asa and Anthony meet in their fifties. Over the next twenty years, they navigate what it means to be in an older romance, a queer romance…
And potentially, a romance full of déjà vu about their past lives.
Bookmarked by Phantom531
22 May 2026
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you pray for rain, i pray for blindness by tragicallynerdy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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"I came here to –“ Jim's teeth bare a little “- see if you were free this weekend.”
Ed mentally checks his calendar. He’d wanted to go see a film, but that’s about it. And it’s not like he wouldn’t set everything aside for Jim, anyway. “I’m free any evening you want.”
Jim squirms a little in their seat, refusing to make eye contact. “… I was hoping you might be free for the whole weekend.”
It stops Ed in his tracks. He stares at them, mouth open. “The whole weekend?”
Their scowl deepens, if that was even possible. “I want to try – the thing.”
“Gonna have to be a little more specific than that, Jimbo.”
Jim’s cheeks darken a little. They look away again. Ed probably shouldn’t find it so endearing how embarrassed they get over being forced to say what they want, but so help him, he does. “The edging thing. Like… orgasm denial and shit.”
The fourth installment of the Remington Steele AU, a series in which Jim is a detective, Ed is a con man and a thief, and they fuck their way into a messy BDSM rerelationship. This time featuring weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries, hurt/comfort, and so many smut scenes the author lost count.
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- Part 4 of the crown of love is not upon me
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- English
- Words:
- 63,291
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 68
- Kudos:
- 20
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05 Feb 2026
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Everyone on the ship is going to die, so Trent throws caution to the wind.
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- Part 51 of ted lasso snippets :)
Bookmarked by Phantom531
14 Jan 2026
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every stone on the road precious to me by rockinhamburger for klb
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Feb 2023
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There’s only one coaching team who would take this absurd chance on him, and Nate has slept with one-half of it.
“So it’s a choice,” Nate says, trying to control the tremor in his voice, “between being an assistant coach in the Premier League or—”
Beard stands. “I’m not here.” Then his statement is true because he’s left the room, closing the door behind him.
A sequel to yet another layer; in the aftermath of Liverpool, Nate has a great deal to consider.
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- Part 2 of live in the layers
Bookmarked by Phantom531
09 Oct 2025