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So you’ve bitten the hand that feeds you; a cat’s guide to making friends by Persnips for Sharksockie_feet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2026
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Regulus goes to get his vaccinations; James is a nurse.
(Imaginary Lily punches imaginary Sirius in the face)
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What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
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- Part 1 of Her Kingdom as Great
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13 Jul 2026
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It's a Brand New Me, I've Got No Remorse by dancingsweetheart129
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
11 Jan 2019
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“I can join you, Klaus,” Duncan said. “It would be a healing experience for me as well. And it would make a wonderful story.”
Duncan had been doing a bit of freelance work, and Klaus knew that a story of the Baudelaire’s trials and tribulations would be bought handsomely.
“And besides, it’s what friends are for, right?” Duncan asked, giving him a smile. “For supporting you through this?”
“Then I suggest you pack quickly, I’ve already called for a cab,” Klaus said, reaching out to put a hand on his shoulder.Bookmarked by Persnips
13 Jul 2026
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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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13 Jul 2026
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Sometimes the gods conspire to turn your folly into a lesson. Other times they say, “that was hilarious - do it again!”
Or,
Local gay realizes the sun is really hot; more at 11.
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13 Jul 2026
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Addamswood by KitKatWrite
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Matilda - Roald Dahl
27 Oct 2022
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Wednesday has made it as far as university, strange as ever. She has found a major that suits her, and is excelling in both the practical and the theory elements of her course.
The one thing that she isn’t excelling at, is love.
Until she meets Wormwood.
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Life after the Wormwoods was a sweet paradise of books. Matilda had everything that she could hope for in a family, and it was hard to move away, but she had to grow up. There's only so much honey that one person can take.
One Major in Literature, another in History, she's set to be the highest graduating student of the year. And just as it has always been, she is shunned for it by everyone.
Except the peculiar girl with skin so pale it seems bloodless, and waist length raven hair in two stern braids.
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When Pugsley ends up in near fatal danger (at the hands of someone other than Wednesday) she takes matters into her own hands with a little help from her study partner. They're an uncanny pair, kooky and peculiar and perfect for one another.
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- Part 1 of Addamswood