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After her father’s health scare, Hermione decides to take charge of her future and pursue motherhood on her own. When Harry learns of her plan via an accidental text, he offers to be her sperm donor. What could go wrong? After all, he’s only helping a friend, and neither of them have feelings for each other… right?
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09 Jun 2026
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The Conjugations of Want by CrediblyDisavowed, CrediblyDisavowedEventsAndFests (CrediblyDisavowed)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2026
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While chasing down students out of bed, Professor Hermione Granger discovers the Mirror of Erised is still at Hogwarts. Harry might have told her all about it when they were kids, but knowing what the Mirror does is not the same as being ready to look into it. Through a mirror, darkly, it shows her every life she might have lived instead, and the one desire she has taught herself not to name.
Written for the Harmony Out Of The Ordinary Fest 2026.- Language:
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05 Jun 2026
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Years after the war, Hermione Granger has learned how to survive on endurance alone. Her marriage is built on compromises no one else sees, her dreams deferred in the name of loyalty, and her world quietly shrinking as time passes her by. When the fragile balance she’s been maintaining finally breaks, Hermione is forced to reckon with what she’s lost—and what she’s been refusing to notice all along. In the aftermath, old memories surface, moments once overlooked taking on new meaning, and a familiar presence re-enters her life. Some loves don’t fade; they wait, patient and steady, until you’re finally ready to see them.
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28 May 2026
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Harry Potter was dragged by Hermione Granger into testing condoms with her for that damn report for St. Mungo’s.
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- Part 4 of Harmony 🐸😺
Bookmarked by Perry_Haughter
30 Mar 2026
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Harry Potters guide on How to Steal Hermione Granger from your best mate by QueerQuillAndCoffee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2026
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It’s Eight Year. The castle is half rebuilt, and everyone is still kind of raw. Harry has finally realised the inconvenient truth, he’s been in love with Hermione for years - and he only noticed now, when she is technically “Ron’s girl” (except…are they even together anymore? Are any of them anything other than traumatised??)
So, because Harry is an idiot in love, he does the only sensible thing: he makes a guide for himself like he is planning a new Horcrux hunt, except the objective is not “defeat Voldemort” because he has done that, it’s: steal Hermione from your best mate without becoming the worst person alive
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13 Feb 2026