Percy_theBean
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Everything is Backward in Space (and Eurydice saves Orpheus instead) by Percy_theBean
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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For some reason, as I pace the floor of the cockpit with nothing to do but wait and hope and pray to gods I never quite believed in, my mind dredges up the story of Orpheus and Eurydice.
Orpheus was brave, he trudged into the lands of the dead and faced the god of the underworld all to save just one person.
Ryland Grace was a coward, he couldn’t even bring himself to give up his own life to save the whole darn world.
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Alone at the Edge of a Universe by Percy_theBean
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
30 Apr 2025
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Pulsing lights, the muffled shrieks of alarms as the cabin was flooded with red light. Something is wrong, he doesn't feel right. Why did his side hurt? Why was his vision so unfocused? What happened? Where was he? Who was he?
"ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ғᴀᴛᴀʟ ɪɴᴊᴜʀɪᴇs ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ. sᴇᴇᴋ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ᴀɪᴅ."
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- Part 1 of I'm not dead (yet)
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I'm not dead (yet) by Percy_theBean
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
30 Apr 2025
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wanderers in a vast and unknowable universe by sarahmonious
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Apr 2026
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He catches a glimpse of himself in the small mirror across the room.
It’s as if he’s been frozen in time. Nothing about him has changed since he last touched the surface of his home planet.
But of course, that’s not true. Everything has changed.
He doesn’t understand. He doesn’t know what this means. He’s a man of science. There are rules, immutable laws of the universe, no matter where in the universe one is. Entropy, decay, deterioration. Everything in the universe experiences it.
Everything except him, it seems.
Or: While on Erid, Ryland Grace makes a startling realization: he seems to have stopped aging.
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21 Jun 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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21 Jun 2026
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Eridian's Best Friend by hyprrrem
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 Mar 2026
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Monsters Vs. Aliens by acoolusername
Fandoms: Lilo & Stitch (2002), Monsters Inc (2001), Disney - All Media Types
26 Sep 2016
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Based off the Tumblr post: Lilo and Boo become room mates in college. They become fast friends, and Boo doesn't shy away from Stitch and Lilo doesn't think Mike Wazowski is a weird name for a fish. Everything is going smoothly, until one night when something sneaks into their dorm, and Stitch disappears into the closet...
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Bookmarked by Percy_theBean
16 Jun 2026
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Dusk Shine is completely fine with being a stallion.
Sure, he doesn’t like it, but I mean who does, right? He isn’t good enough to be a mare, like his friends are, so there’s no way he could be transgender.
Feeling out of place and alienated around his closest friends has to be some kind of friendship problem, and that is what he’s here to study after all.
Maybe once he fixes this hole in his heart, he’ll understand why his friends seem to want him around. Maybe he’ll even be somepony who deserves them.
Cover art by ourselves. Find more of our art at humanwhodoesstuff.com. Title lettering graciously provided by Kataponies.
Proofreading and editing by our lovely partners, Kataponies and FlutteringLillies.
Bookmarked by Percy_theBean
11 Apr 2026