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    One stupid bloody prophecy ruined Draco Malfoy’s life.

    Not being the subject of one. No, that would’ve been almost poetic.

    He was the seer.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane genuinely never thought this would happen to him. Always thought that this was something you heard about in tv shows, heard about on the local news, read about online. He never thought it would be him.

    Evidently, he thought wrong.

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    shane gets roofied at a club, and has one of the worst nights of his life. luckily he doesnt have to go through the aftermath alone

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Alexei Rozanov was dead.

    Shane Hollander may as well be.

    After a hit gone wrong, Shane must pay for killing Alexei Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov, heir to the Rozanov empire, has a plan for the man.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Every time afterwards is just trying to get back to the first time. You’re always trying to find that same warmth, but it’s never quite as bright or soft. It’s just shadows of it, so you take more and more and more. And you think…maybe next time. Maybe if I do it differently, maybe if I mix it with something else. But it’s never the same.”

    “You know what they call that? Chasing the dragon. I always thought that was funny. See, the first time, you see the dragon, you ride the dragon. And every time after that, you’re just chasing it, just chasing smoke. You’re always a second too late.”

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    30 Apr 2026

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    At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.

    Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.

    Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.

    Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.

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    17 Apr 2026