PatchesIsSorry
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It’s the summer before college on a beautiful day and Pacifica is bored.
She gets to wondering about what the prophecy circle actually would have done if they’d completed it.
They find out.
Pacifica has a slight crisis.
She much preferred not having a conscience and would like to see about a return.
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Moonlight Crisis Meetings and Cognitive Recalibrations by PatchesIsSorry
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Feb 2022
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A little over a week after ‘the Avengers took Manhattan’ as Tony Stark had colorfully named the incident, to the eye rolls of Clint and Natasha and the complete confusion of the rest of the team (they were afraid to ask), Jarvis, still toiling along on those near forgotten files from the helicarrier came across something.
It turned out, rumors of Hydra’s death had been greatly exaggerated.
Within minutes the entire team was alerted. They needed a plan. After this, things kind of devolved.
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There were a few things you didn’t do around the original four villain kids.
One: make jokes about food.
Two: criticize anything about Evie’s designs, clothing, and makeup.
Three: try to bully Carlos.
Four: bring up their parents.
Five: comment on scars.
Six: laugh at any of their leftover Isle habits.
Seven: ask about the isle.
Eight: assume anything they say about the isle is a joke. (It’s usually not.)
Nine: touch their stuff.
Ten: insult any of their combat skills. (They can all kill you don’t test it.)
Eleven: sneak up on them. (Or try anyway, it rarely ever worked and even rarer ended without a weapon being pulled.)
Twelve: try to negotiate with them.
Thirteen: watch them negotiate with each other.
Ben understood the first twelve well enough, even if it pained him, it was the thirteenth that was giving him trouble.
A few diplomatic matters had to be settled between the former isle residents, what harm could there really be in him sticking around for the meeting?
He was a politician.
It wasn’t like he hadn’t seen it before.
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Five knows a lot about physics and he knows a lot about time travel.
That’s less helpful than he wishes it was.
Nobody equipped him for people.
Apocalypse take two is not going well.
It’s okay.
He’s going to fix this.
Real soon.
He’ll fix it and then things’ll be fine.
Right?
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The Dangerous Nature Of Children Who Accessorize by PatchesIsSorry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Feb 2021
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Luna Lovegood was a hatstall, unusual maybe but there were always a few, and for Xenophilious and Pandora’s daughter it would have been surprising if she hadn’t taken a few minutes.
Even their talking, wasn’t especially surprising. Some did, especially hatstalls.
What was surprising was when the sorting hat made a request of the headmaster of Hogwarts for the first time since Godric had died.
Technically speaking there wasn’t a rule against the sorting hat being placed in the temporary possession of a student, but Dumbledore suddenly desperately wished there was.
Things were about to get weird.
(Former title: Four Miscreants & Associated Accessories.)