PantryJesus
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- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (29)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (8)
- Merlin (TV) (4)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (2)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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There is a way Shane has described it before: like he gets swallowed up by his own pleasure, everything outside his body falling away; like his head is full of smoke. Mostly, he has said, he only gets like this with Ilya. But he looks it now. His eyes are screwed shut, his mouth hanging open, not even trying to muffle the sounds that punch their way out of him—little moans, groans, gasps and harsh, husky pants as he grinds his hips down against a pillow.
Ilya’s text announcing his return had gone unread. This must be why.
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Ilya comes home to his husband.
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The sun is starting to set, and the lake water still clinging to them is cold, but there is warmth pooling between their bodies; blood running hot and close under their skin. Ilya sinks his fingers into Shane's soft hips, feeling it, and Shane shivers atop him. He stares into Ilya's eyes like he is stargazing, his own crinkled with his smile. Ilya loves him so much.
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A soft moment at the cottage.
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Edwin keeps goin’ translucent enough Charles can see the windowsill straight through his throat, before he shudders and takes a breath and—forces himself, it looks like, right back whole again.
“C’mon, mate,” Charles says. “Whatever that is can wait ‘til later, yeah?”
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- Part 10 of Brief Moments
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Jennifer had always been stubborn. Always had to have the last word. And god, hadn’t she managed that—sinking her teeth into Needy’s flesh and not killing her, not eating her, but shoving in the same evil that was charring her own soul from the inside out. Like she couldn’t die without making sure some part of her was stuck in Needy forever; shrapnel from the atomic explosion of their friendship.
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“This is highly unprofessional,” Edwin huffs, a few ticks after the cupboard door clicks shut behind them. “We are here on a case, Charles.”
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- Part 7 of Brief Moments
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Collected Dead Boy Detectives drabbles and ficlets, mainly but not exclusively Payneland.
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After getting together, Charles and Edwin explore power dynamics.
OR: an unintentional deep-dive into submissive Charles and dominant Edwin.
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- 26
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A collection of Crystal-and-Niko-centric fics, set in miscellaneous universes in which Palasaki become roommates after Niko's return.
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Or: A series of rescues conducted on Friday nights at an American university.
(A modern alive AU where Charles and Edwin meet and become friends at university in the States, along with Crystal and Niko.)
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A collection of various disconnected Payneland AUs (mostly modern/alive AU, but not exclusively).
OR: Charles and Edwin finding each other in every universe.
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During a game against the Boston Raiders, the Metros’ star center Shane Hollander sustains a concussion. Six months later, he still has no memory of any part of his life before the injury.
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
23 Jul 2026
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two-man advantage by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Dec 2025
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Two-Man Advantage: At Home with Hockey’s Biggest Power Couple
by Matthew Cooper
Their on-ice rivalry turned into the NHL’s most unexpected love story. Now, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov say they have no plans to slow down.
the GQ profile fic.
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- English
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
20 Jul 2026
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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- 4,102
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
19 Jul 2026
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perfect storm by spelling__bee
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Mar 2026
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Ilya figured it was probably polite to have a shirt on to meet your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
18 Jul 2026
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all my days, i’ll know your face by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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“My husband won’t like you touching me like this.”
“Husband, eh? You’re married?”
Ilya can feel the sleepy rumble of the man’s voice against his back. He presses further into it, folding his own hand over the one that’s splayed against his stomach, and slotting their fingers together.
“Yes. He will be very sad when he finds out I am in bed with second best hockey player in NHL.”
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
17 Jul 2026