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    That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.

    At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.

    But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.

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    In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    (Formerly known as Into the Deku-Verse)

    Shota sneers at the teenager across from him. His defense raises like the hairs on the back of his neck as he glares steadily, ready and waiting for whatever will come from this encounter. He narrows his gaze when the teen shifts; just the thought of sharing this rooftop with Japan's most notorious villain makes his skin prickle. “Deku.”

    “Y-yes!” the teenager cries out in relief, taking a small step towards Shota, “I’m Deku! I’m so g-glad you—”

    “Deku,” Shota growls darkly, flicking out his capture weapon hastily to snag the villain before he can make his move. He's quick to tug it taut, leaving no room for Deku to escape. “You’re under arrest.”

    “I-I’m what?! W-wait!”

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    Hero Course student Izuku comes to the realization that he is definitely not where he's supposed to be.

    * This fic is now a podfic! Check out the playlist here!

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    30 Jul 2026

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    UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.

    Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.

    As far as anyone knows.

    The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.

    In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Coco gasps as she wakes up. She clutches the neck of her clothes as she wheezes; body shaking with each breath she takes. Her knees burn as she gags from the coughing, her stomach too empty to throw anything up. It doesn’t matter, she heaves up air as her body convulses. Collapsing on the floor, she presses her forehead to the cool stone beneath her. The relief is euphoric, even against her cold skin.

    She lays there for an eternity, sinking into the floor. She lays there long enough for the stone to turn from cool to cold to unbearably freezing. She lays there even as the dragon flies up above. She lays there feeling dead.

    Coco is stuck in the labyrinth by herself, with none of her friends beside her. And, no matter how what happens to her, she always comes back alive.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Several of Olruggio’s patrons want to be his only patron. After having a witch of his renowned and skill only answering YOUR households calls was an excellent way to flaunt their status. After Olruggio drunkenly mentions his partner and their four daughters at an event, the patron’s realize the way to get Olruggio’s permit serves is not through flattery, wealth, land, or power, but rather through his family.

    Hence the new competition began. Who ever can convince Qifrey the witch to move his Atelier to their lands wins.

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    27 Jul 2026