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After a magical mishap with a peculiar kind of killing curse lands Ellie in a very concussed, very mortal body, she winds up at Gotham General with no identity to speak of. Sure, she could give them her whole life story but why should she? Really they just oughta let her go and be on her merry way.
When a DNA test reveals a certain surprise parentage however, Ellie’s stuck in the care of a brooding Gotham billionaire for the foreseeable future. Hijinks ensue.
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Tim knows better than to go to a gala while he’s got the flu- but this is the Wayne Enterprises Christmas Party and it’s at Batman’s house. He can’t miss it. He’ll just have to power through.
Oh god. He’s not gonna be able to power through, is he?
Fortunately Alfred is there to save the day.
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Knives and other Sweet Nothings by Pakeha for piperita
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
02 Feb 2026
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After starting a fight with Damien at a party, Danny finds himself dealing with a series of very unexpected reactions from the Waynes.
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Waylon is a wounded, naive fae stranded a long way from home. Kidnapped by evil men, held captive and tortured for unknown purposes, he has resigned himself to a slow, terrible death.
Then one night Waylon awakes to flames, destruction and a vicious giant with a manic glint in his eye who calls him Darling.
Can Waylon coax something good to grow out of such frightful darkness?
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I Scream, You Scream, Everybody Screams by Pakeha
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Jul 2024
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While there are hundreds of ghosts in Arkham, there’s one in particular that’s causing a bit of a ruckus and Lady Gotham would like some help reining him in.
Danny just wanted to go for a walk.
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- Part 2 of These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark
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The Albatross Around your Neck by Pakeha
Fandoms: DCU, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
07 Jul 2024
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Danny is a sleep deprived GU student at an all night cafe just trying to finish a paper. Enter one Red Robin: an equally sleep deprived vigilante who really needs a coffee… as well as a little help with a strange weight on his shoulders.
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- Part 1 of These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark
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Enoch hums softly, waiting for his sweetheart to come and join him so they may spend a long night together thoroughly intertwined.
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Against all odds, Severus Snape survives. He wakes up subject to the care of Rubeus Hagrid as he recovers from Nagini’s bite. Hogwart’s resident half-giant ends up healing more than just Severus’ body as they learn to coexist in their own little corner of the world.
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From the Shadows, we Grow by Pakeha
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns (2001)
01 Oct 2021
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Alex is bored after a few years in China and is looking for work on the more ‘dangerous’ side of archaeology. Guns have gone out of fashion and imperialism is on the down turn, but he’s still the son of a gun slinger and a librarian and he needs some adventure.
Word that an underground Egyptian artifact dealer is always looking for new hands to assist in locating and identifying artifacts is exactly the sort of thing Alex is interested in.
ON HIATUS (not abandoned, I’m just working on other things for the moment)
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- Part 8 of Child of the Enemy
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Darth Maul and Obi Wan Kenobi enjoy a moment together in a creek on a moon in a galaxy far, far away.
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John’s kept his secrets for so long that he doesn’t even know what to do with himself now that someone else knows- now that Todd knows about the, ah, well. The whole egg thing.
Fortunately the wraith is assertive enough for the both of them and he’s determined to make things happen with John. When Dr. Keller starts looking for for volunteers for a new round of retrovirus treatments Todd sees his chance and he seizes it.
In the end John’s stubbornness is no match for a 10,000 year old Wraith with a plan.
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- Part 2 of Chance and Constancy
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John and Pilot share intimacy for the first time and it’s very, very good.
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Magnanimity by Pakeha
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
21 Jun 2020
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During a celebratory feast for Dwarf and Elf alike, Thranduil sits apart from the rest to keep company with the night’s smallest celebrant.
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The first time John lays eggs he is in the process of turning into a bug and to be frank the whole experience isn’t great for him.
By the sixth time he lays eggs things still aren’t great but at least he figures he’s got a handle on the situation. Which of course means it’s time for the Pegasus galaxy to throw a very wraith-shaped curveball his way.
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- Part 1 of Chance and Constancy
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This is The Happy Ending - the one where Wikus goes home with Christopher and they start a family.
Ratings and tags will change as I add bits to this. All stories will be in the same universe, but will not necessarily be in any logical order.
UDATE: I reordered things to be more chronological so the newest chapter is in fact the 1st one.
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Finally defeating his enemy doesn’t seem to do as much for Skulker as he always imagined it would. After Danny escapes his clutches Skulker decides to change up his plans for how to deal with the Halfa, much to Danny’s confusion.
Too bad Skulker forgets just how unpredictable Phantom can be.
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One day The Merking comes to Asgard, and he is greedy for a son who will never again come when he is called.
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- Part 7 of Kingdom by the Sea
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Henry’s stomach hurts.
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He wishes the arm would pop off like a prosthetic. Like a bad leg. Like a bit. Like anything but this gross mechanical abuse.
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It is a biological imperative in all living things to procreate. Even Halfas.
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Vlad helps Danny through a heat cycle. That's it, that's all there is to it.