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    After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.

    It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.

    Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.

    Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    if i fall,
    on that day,
    i only pray
    don't fall away from me.

     

     

    What if there was much more to Aziraphale and Crowley's history than Crowley remembers?

    What if there had been an "our side" even before the Fall?

    What if Aziraphale's guilt was the only thing keeping them apart for the last six thousand years?

    And what if the only thing that could pull them back together again was the firm belief of a plucky little angel-turned-human-bookseller that love really does conquer all?

     

     

    Don't Fall Away From Me is a post Season-2 Good Omens fic that rotates perspectives between Muriel, Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    23 May 2026

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    Green.

    The word green was used to convey a great many things. Illness. Envy. Inexperience.

    Standing there amidst Janine's chattering bridesmaids, watching Sherlock furrow his brow and study fabric swatches, watching him smile and simper and flirt, John thought it a remarkably apt colour choice. Because he felt quite sick to his stomach, he feared the source of said sickness might very well be jealousy, and he had absolutely no idea at all what to do about it.

    Or: Sherlock needs to fake a relationship for a case. He doesn't ask John.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Somebody has been killing sheep on an uninhabited island just off the western coast of Ireland, and Sherlock—of course—can’t resist the call to investigate. As a soon-to-be-divorced John and a recently-not-dead Sherlock unravel the mystery of the murdered sheep, they find that they may be forced to confront unspoken sentiments that have lingered between the two them for some time—that is, if they don’t fall victim to the dangers of the island first.

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    24 Jun 2024