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    The first time James Rhodes meets Tony Stark, Tony is a scrawny teenager, running across the lawn at campus, yelling curses, using a tea towel to try and trap a roomba-like contraption that is zigzagging wildly through the grass, until he trips over his own feet and faceplants. People laugh but Rhodey takes pity, so when the thing zooms towards him he lifts one foot and traps the robot underneath it. It beeps once and the wheels stop whirring.
    Instead of thanking him, the teenager scrambles forward on hands and knees, glares up at him and says “well thanks you probably broke it, dumbass.”

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Peter Parker gets arrested in an NYPD sting to bring down a mutant fight club.

    His prints come up as a match for a missing child. James Edwin Stark.

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    31 May 2026

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    Tony and Pepper snatched Peter up only a few weeks after the first Spider-Man video went viral. Real fucking coincidence, right? Suddenly, Tony Stark rocked right up at his group home, strewing business cards around like he was Oprah. If Oprah were an ugly white dude with a goatee.
    “Big fan,” he told Peter, fasting forward through a video of Spider-Man catching a bus before it crashed through a road block. “In and out of foster care your whole life, am I right? I believe my wife and I could provide a very fitting home for you.”
    “Pass,” Peter said.

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    After becoming severely injured on one of his nightly patrols, the city of Queen's vigilante - known as Spider-man - attempts to contact his 'guy in the chair'. However, as he's fighting for his life, he somehow manages to text the wrong number. What could go wrong?

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    19 May 2026

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    Peter Parker, as we all know, has some very weird habits. Like stuffing the microwave full of popcorn. And raising his arms to intimidate people. And hiding in crawlspaces. However, those last two are a safety thing. Well, actually, that first one is a safety concern.

    Basically, he's weird.

    If you see a spider, you are in the wrong spot. Spiders know your whole routine, which is why you hardly see them. So, Peter Parker learning the routines of everyone on the team and hiding away is not that crazy of a concept.

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    Inspidered by Radnasty on TikTok, as well as someone else's comment on said video.

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    06 May 2026